The CATaclysm has struck! I have received the single most EPIC toy/gift since the CatOLantern, you see my viewers may notice that I totally and completely do not base the awesomeness of a gift based on it's size or price. For me, it's both the thought that counts and the item itself, rest of it? Doesn't matter. I did not ask for anything today but I was brought back something that I didn't know I couldn't live without, it's not just awesome for one reason either, it's full of reasons and win. I'd fill it full of goddamn tiger blood if I knew where to get some other than from myself.
My faithful follower(s)? I give you, the Cat-Toy! Looks awesome, right? This little toy which sports a pissy expression so much like mine when I'm feeling just a tad irritated and a truly epic purple witches hat, purple is the colour of epic you know? You learn that from World of Warcraft. But you think it's cool just because it's a cat statue toy thing, right? WRONG! It also goddamn meows! That's right, this little thing actually makes sound! Shift the toy and it meows/hisses in such a fashion that shall CHILL YOUR VERY SOOOOOOOUL! It's amazing! How more Halloween-ey could you get than an angry meowing/hissing cat toy wearing an epic purple Witch hat and obviously preparing to turn your ass into a pile of smouldering clawed ashes? This is how.
THE. THING.. SHITS... CANDY!!!
Yes, that is correct! This toy, this Agent of the CATaclysm poops candy into a bag which reads 'Trick or Treat', HOW COULD THIS BE ANY BETTER? HOW!? HOW I ASK YOU!? Here's how..
IT CAN'T! IT FUCKING CAN'T! This is amazing! This is epic! This is.. OH MY GOD I'M HYPERVENTILATING!
Who can deny the childish whimsy or a toy like this, not just a toy but a toy that has candy, this came from that wonderful place Walgreens by the way and you should be on the look out for one of your own! This is so worth whatever was paid for it, I don't care how much it cost. I have no clue what candy is actually in it but expect that in the future when and if I remove it's wrappings and decide to actually feast upon it's fecal innards that there will be pictures because there shall.. And the description of the delicious dookey shall also be quite descriptive.. Expect it!