First item of note worthiness ( 'note worthiness', see what I did? *snort* PUT THE GUN DOWN, DAMN IT! ) is a note-book. Not just any note-book, it caught my eye because of it's awesome retro design. Don't care who thinks what about this thing but this thing is awesome, with the polka dots on one side and the other side graced by awesome stripes
This note-book is so fucking swinging 60's, it's epic! Why would you want anything other than this? Why would you choose another note-book over this one? I had the choice of kittens and I chose this above that. Only thing I could ask for? A Neapolitan dress and bag to go along with my Neapolitan notebook, maybe fashion isn't your thing but you can't tell me that wouldn't be awesome. I might look like a dork ass-hole but I'd be a cool dork ass-hole.
Short article, huh? It's going by pretty fast for me at least. What can I say? Some nights are bigger yield than others, some are just.. Well.. Like tonight.. Not bad but not huge, but at least we're getting to where we wanted to be and the moment you've all been waiting for; the promised review!
Wrigley's React 5 Swerve Tropical Gum: MOTHERFUCK THAT'S A LONG NAME. FUCK YOU WRIGLEY'S, YOU AND YOUR DAMNED KIDNAPPED LABOUR-SLAVE ORANGE-SKINS!
...I digress.. The actual product here is of course as mentioned React 5 Swerve Tropical Gum, the name "Swerve" is surprisingly warranted, this stuff? It's brand-new, brand-new in the sense that it was sitting on a rack in an unopened package marked with a note that specifically stated that these were not to be put out for sale yet.. Haha.. Yeah.. Fuck you Walmart, I'm going to give a shit that your gum isn't supposed to be on sale yet when I see a new one. Am I? Hells no, I'm not. I swiped a box of this bitch along with the apple-pie gum I've already reviewed and James and I got one between us again and traded a stack of each so we could have ten gums each, five of which were Swerve and five of which were Apple-Pie ( SAGAAAAAAAAAAAAN! ) back to the name, though. The reason it's warranted in name is because the flavour is insane, by insane I mean it will kick your godddamn teeth out the first few chews. It's incredibly strong when you first bite into it, it tastes exactly like an orange/tropical smoothie and it's absolutely delicious, the flavour surprisingly actually lasting, it lasts for a long time and especially so if you do the gross thing that I do by pausing your chewing every now and then.. Somehow the gum regains some of it's flavour if you give it some time to rest between chewings.. I know, I'm gross. Would I suggest this? Hells yes. This is freaking abso-fucking-lutely delicious. I imagine in the future if we can find more carts there will be more gum in the future to be reviewed, I saw a few on the cart which I was tempted to get and maybe next time I'll be willing to take a chance for them and for you lot. Maybe, know what would help? COMMENT YOU BASTARDS! COMMENT!!!!! GIMME SOME DAMN LOVEEEE!
(EDIT: Seem to have posted an incomplete draft by accident, problem is remedied now. Hopefully no one noticed my flub. Move along, nothing to see here. *jostles you with E-11.*)
I go crazy in notebook isles so I'm not usually allowed in those either. -woulda gone straight for the kitten ones though- :B
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K, fuck aspartame, I gotta try that gum too. :|
Why the opposition to aspartame?
ReplyDeleteIt turns toxic in heat, a temperature that happens to be actually lower than the average body temperature.
ReplyDeleteUm... -looks for better info on it cause memory is horrid-
Fucking wiki pages are biased beyond belief. *disgusted*
It denies that it gives headaches when it gives ME headaches if i have it for any length of time... -back to looking-
http://aspartame.mercola.com/ seems to have some info.
There's more bs you can find with Google but from what i skimmed from the stuff in that link, there's a good amount of info there. -too lazy to hunt down more links- =x
I think it was formaldehyde that it turns to in the body.
ReplyDeleteSomeone mentioned it yesterday when I was at Ry's, Dad's, Parent's place. I just remember it was something they use to preserve bodies. Forgot which they said though.
Sounds like it 'ought to be fuckin good for you, then. Preserve your body while you're still alive? Fuck yes. What's bad about that?
ReplyDeleteSeriously though.. I think you're being a little paranoid on that note, you eat more gross shit than you may realize. Most food dyed with red food colouring? The red food colouring is made from crushed beetle. True story. The FDA actually allows a portion of animal excrement in things like cinnamon and bug fragments in spices like oregano. Worry about every little thing and you might as well never touch anything else ever again because it's all nasty shit to your mind but you'd never realize it was gross otherwise. Besides, you'll die some day anyway no matter what you do.
Protein~ I'm mildly allergic to some red dyes actually. -shrug-
ReplyDeleteAnd Aspartame gives me and Ry both headaches (well he gets headaches a lot anyways but it makes them a lot worse), plus aspartame fucks with our depression a good amount too.
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Doesn't jello have ground up bones in it? Still love that. I'm fine with natural shit (no pun intended) but things with crazy-ass chemicals in the ingredients make me uneasy. =/
Jello is essentially ground bones and other such stuff, yes. Crazy-ass chemicals and shit are in everything also.. Even shit you wouldn't normally expect.. Just something we have to face in the modern world.
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