So I pretty much remember having Orbit gum in the past, for some reason I was under the impression and remembered hating the shit out of them. They were small, their flavour was pathetic and it didn't last.. Strangely as I've recently found after receiving Orbit by chance I seem to be finding that I was wrong, what the hell? From what I remember, these gums were like I said not great but still.. They're not as I remember them at all.. In the interest of fairness and a new-found respect for the brand, I'm going to review them.. Perhaps re-review them? I can't recall or be bothered to check if I've bothered to review them before in the past, either way;
Orbit Tropical Remix: This one's got a butt-fuck of tropical flavours, I remember hating this stuff with a passion but when I was given it as disappointed as I was, I resigned myself to chewing it.. God.. Damn.. It.. This stuff is GREAT, it's better than the strawberry which just screws my mind straight to hell because I know I hated this stuff less than a month ago, I detested it and the flavour didn't last, the sticks seemed smaller and the gum as a whole just seemed to suck but it doesn't. It boggles the mind! I don't know exactly what flavours are in this but I taste orange, pineapple and kiwi off the top of my head and it's wonderful, it's like you're chewing a smoothie and it's absolutely heavenly. This stuff gets more of an approval than the strawberry, how they managed to pack such huge juicy flavour in these tiny things is beyond me. Fuck it, though.. Maybe they kidnapped Wrigley's uh.. Kidnapped Oompa Loompa's.. Can you kidnap something that's already been kidnapped or is that like a double-negative? Fuck me..