Spray Muses; The Second Spritzing! ..Oh also some food

Told you we'd come back to these, I finally got them and I'm back to them. I'm back to them and I couldn't be happier because I'm back to something that even while off my previous nights Midol high has proven to be consistently awesome and has not disappointed me yet. This is going to be a review, make no mistake.. What I'm reviewing is in no way bad, no way.. It's not biased I'm just stating, I suggest you get these right off the bat. They're worth it.

I'm going to start with my meal instead of doing the reviews first, I was very proud of this even though it's something I've done before. Simply put? It's a Gyudon again, Gyudon Ni (Beef-Bowl Two) is what I called it.. It was changed around a little from earlier incarnations, instead of leaving the rice and beef separate I decided I was going to toss them all into the same pan and start cooking them together. The sauce is a savoury sauce which was made with mushrooms, bell peppers, soy, salt, ginger, broccoli, sake, rice vinegar and an egg.. The egg is used to thicken the sauce into something.. Uh.. Saucy.. Yeah.. Well, that's it's damn purpose! It's not exactly for taste! I'm not providing measurements because.. Well, I don't know that I want my recipes made by others and I'm a little protective of them right now.. Also no ones ever really tried to convince me to part with them so.. Yeah.. My ego hurts a little.

Getting to our review we'll start with this;

Warheads Super Sour Spray Candy (Green Apple): You already know from an earlier post that I adore this shit, I got my first one in the form of Watermelon Spray which I was all aflutter about. You may have thought I was so enthusiastic because I was ass-jacked off Midol but that's not why! This shit is honestly that good! I love sour things because I think they're fun and honestly these are some of the best sour things I've ever had. They're sour while still maintaining a respectful sweetness and not becoming disgusting. This shit will make your face fucking implode though, expect to pucker. EXPECT TO PUCKER MOFUDA!

Both of these photographs seem to have decided to be upside down strangely.. We're gonna go ahead and shift to this next one, though;

Warheads Super Sour Spray Candy (Raspberry): The Blue Raspberry? Homagawd. We saved the best for last, this particular spray is something I could kill for, it's delicious and it'll make your cheeks suck into your nasal cavities and your throat to seize in involuntary convulsions. You may think this is a description that suggests a rather ghastly experience but it is quite to the contrary that I will state, this is an awesome and wonderful whimsical experience. It's STRONG too, it's concentrated.. Well, whatever the hell it is.. I sprayed some on my tongue just now and literally without any hint of hyperbole or over reaction I can state that it caused my tongue to involuntarily shift in my mouth, recoiling from the deliciousness and then savouring it as it slowly eased into that sweetness that just mind-fucks your taste-buds. GOD YES. THIS is what sour candy is about. Out of all the flavours I've tried? The Blue Raspberry is the best. Get this if you get any, if you get any; try to get all. There are more flavours out there, I know there are because I've seen them on the internet and heard them whispered of. I want them SO badly.