Our weekly outing to Walmart was tonight as it is on Wednesday, filled with the usual fun it was spent shopping and casually glancing around at the products on sale. One thing that kind of sucks about going to Walmart is that we often look at more than we can actually get, so to say that we're so goddamn poor that we can't afford to buy anything frivolous.. While it'd be nice, it's acceptable and understandable. Alas, this is how things are. We ghetto, bitch. We ghetto.
For the first find of the night was a photograph that I promised to the blog ( My viewers which exist, I guess? ) and being a woman of my word, you should have known I'd deliver. This is a box of cereal I myself greatly desire, it looks utterly delicious and frankly if we could afford it I'd be on my hands and knee's begging for it. Nothing about it seems bad, not even it's potentially body-destroying calorie count.. Viewers of my blog, I give you; Churro's Cereal!
Motherfucking Churro's in cereal form. I goddamn love Churro's to begin with, I'll eat the hell out those little Churro's bags of twisty chips they sell at the market here ( Walmart carries them and they're cheap as shit ) but I've never seen a cereal. While I'd still kill all you hold holy and love for a single freshly made Churro, the idea of Churro's in cereal form perplexes and amazes me. I can't help but wonder how these taste, they've got to taste like heaven. Churro's are nothing nothing but horribleness for you but they taste SO damn good, like the most magical snack forged by the hands of the great mascot of Mexico, like Ireland has the damned leprechaun fella with the marshmallow cereal, I guess a fucking Chupacabra or some shit.. Maybe with a fedora or something.. I'unno, seems like a good idea to me.
Next find was pretty surprising, more surprising that they seem to be selling at a fairly high-rate, disturbing because take a close look at the cardboard under the bags. These are plastic bags and there's fucking oil seeping out of them apparently into the cardboard, the fuck? ...Well, it is something Cartman is said to love, should I really be surprised given the massive girth of Cartmans ass?
Evidently South Park is doing this as a promotion, I have to admit in spite of the fact that the snack scares the shit out of me off the virtue that it's greasing up it's cardboard containers from inside the confines of it's own packaging that this is a rather cool promotion. I love when companies/shows use actual show items and goods to create in the real-world as part of their promotion, there's just something very.. Alluring about the idea of eating Cheesy Poofs ( And then suffering the following heart-attack driven by the artery clogging shite these things are no doubt packed with, evidently they're sauced by the oil they were fried in. Yum. ) or drinking a Squishy.. It's just very cool to have something you've seen the characters enjoy. We didn't buy it of course but the picture speaks for itself, a pretty cool find.