Criminal Cereals of the Past 6 & a Breakfast Bonanza!

WOW! We're on number six already, man that's something else! The sixquel! Thank you life-long addiction to cereal for the memories you've left me. Memories that later in life have become useful in streaming out entertaining blog-posts like no ones business and doing so consistently. If it weren't for my memories, well.. Well.. This blog would probably suck pretty hard. It's also nice that there is no shortage of breakfast cereals that seem designed to kill you in the most sugary way possible and in the end I guess if nothing else then going from the sugar over dose sustained from eating half these monstrosities is a pretty sweet (sweet, hah. Get it?) way to go.. OHGODNOTTHEFACE!


#1
General Mills Reeses' Peanut Butter Puffs Cereal: 

God damn that's a long title released in 1994 this cereal is still going strong today.. And god damn this is a delicious ass cereal. This is an exemplary example of a product so incredibly bad for you that it can't help but taste good. Seriously and this is the first time I've ever done this on this blog but I'm going to provide some data to back up my claims so read it and weep;

"150 calories
4 g fat (1 g saturated)
1.5 g fiber
15 g sugars"

 Let me make a note clear, this cereal? It's actually a cereal that is still around today, simply branded as "Reeses' Puffs Cereal" now rather than it's original long-ass wall-o-text title. Good thing they learned something, you waste precious seconds of your inevitably soon to be lethal sugar rush saying such a damned long title and congratulations, that's seconds of your life that just ticked away, shaved off never to be seen again. What they didn't learn is how to make a damn breakfast cereal! They actually improved on the unhealthiness of the Reeses' Peanut Butter Cup, the damned cereal has more sugar than the fucking candy and only a trace amount of actual fiber! And yes, I am serious. I wish I was fucking kidding. 

This is one cereal that has not changed much over the years, clearly General Mills already has their claws dug deep into the FDA and is currently spanking their asses rather than the other way around. General Mills is taking over the world with incredibly unhealthy cereals, this I am convinced. Reeses' Puffs has always been incredibly delicious but criminally bad for you and there's the charge. Congratulations, General Mills. You made a breakfast cereal after a candy that is more unhealthy than the damned candy. Wow. Bravo. GUILTY!!!


#2
Ralston Dunkin' Donuts Cereal:

Okay first of all, Ralston. This is the company Ralston that was previously Ralston Purina before they sold off their animal feeds portions in 1986, you know what that means? That means that this cereal was just barely shy of being made and sold by a company responsible for dog-food since it was released in 1988. Maybe shy but still vaguely disturbing if you ask me. Second of all, what the hell is it with cereal companies and their obsession with doughnuts? Thirdly, why the HELL would you think a doughnut makes an acceptable breakfast food? THIS IS A DESSERT, NOT A BREAKFAST. IT IS NOTHING BUT EMPTY CALORIES AND ADDED FAT. THIS IS A TRUTH AND A FACT NOT AN OPINION OR DEBATABLE POINT. - Goddamn.. You know what, though? I fucking hate myself for saying it but this shit actually tasted good. Again the rule of 'it's so bad it has to taste good' is in play and truthfully this cereal tasted fairly excellent.. Wasn't my favourite but then again it's not exactly a new flavour and it's not exactly something that varied much in flavour. Coming in rings, holes and twists sweetened out the ass to the point of being almost sickly sweet, the flavours included rich chocolate or glazed donut and with the amount of sweetening and artificial flavouring in this cereal you would not need much to get a sugar high to equal eating a lb of psychotropic mushrooms. You'd probably be healthier and more well off eating the 'shrooms. At least they're damned fungi which is somewhat good for you in most cases. Criminal charge? For not being my favourite, goddamn this shit was bad for you. Not only that but I distinctly remember these were sold not just in boxes but huge bags and they specifically urged you to have both flavours for a 'nutritious' breakfast. Congratulations, Commercial Guy. You're officially a drug-dealer pushing smack. Well done.

Dinner:

Yes! This I was worried about, this I was truly worried about. I did not know whether this would come out or work at all, truth is I didn't really believe it would. I figured it was going to fail miserably and be a mistake I'd live to regret. I am happy to report that is not the case!

I call this one Ohayo no choshoku no sandoitchi (Good Morning Breakfast Sandwich)! It's of course a Japanese inspired breakfast sandwich that has been done with an interesting mix of ingredients which came together in a deceptively beautiful and delicious combination, comprised of egg cooked with soy, ginger, salt, nori (seaweed) and asparagus, a little cheese below that and topping it all a Japanese sweet spicy sauce which just set it off wonderfully with a little kick. James was really into this biscuit and I don't blame him, I actually of course tasted a little of it myself to make certain it hadn't come out completely shite and I was amazed at how flavourful it was. This was fucking delicious and James downed it pretty damn fast. Course the breakfast bread I made was dough forged by my own hands and baked myself and was slightly buttered. It came with the three sides of satsumaimofurenchifurai (Sweet Potato French-Fries), Ume no raisu purin (Plum Rice Pudding) and a Cheesy Anpan. So pleasant to be surprised by something like this and to find that it didn't suck as bad as you thought it would but came out perfectly successful.

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