WOW! We're on number six already, man that's something else! The sixquel! Thank you life-long addiction to cereal for the memories you've left me. Memories that later in life have become useful in streaming out entertaining blog-posts like no ones business and doing so consistently. If it weren't for my memories, well.. Well.. This blog would probably suck pretty hard. It's also nice that there is no shortage of breakfast cereals that seem designed to kill you in the most sugary way possible and in the end I guess if nothing else then going from the sugar over dose sustained from eating half these monstrosities is a pretty sweet (sweet, hah. Get it?) way to go.. OHGODNOTTHEFACE!
General Mills Reeses' Peanut Butter Puffs Cereal:
4 g fat (1 g saturated)
1.5 g fiber
15 g sugars"
Let me make a note clear, this cereal? It's actually a cereal that is still around today, simply branded as "Reeses' Puffs Cereal" now rather than it's original long-ass wall-o-text title. Good thing they learned something, you waste precious seconds of your inevitably soon to be lethal sugar rush saying such a damned long title and congratulations, that's seconds of your life that just ticked away, shaved off never to be seen again. What they didn't learn is how to make a damn breakfast cereal! They actually improved on the unhealthiness of the Reeses' Peanut Butter Cup, the damned cereal has more sugar than the fucking candy and only a trace amount of actual fiber! And yes, I am serious. I wish I was fucking kidding.
This is one cereal that has not changed much over the years, clearly General Mills already has their claws dug deep into the FDA and is currently spanking their asses rather than the other way around. General Mills is taking over the world with incredibly unhealthy cereals, this I am convinced. Reeses' Puffs has always been incredibly delicious but criminally bad for you and there's the charge. Congratulations, General Mills. You made a breakfast cereal after a candy that is more unhealthy than the damned candy. Wow. Bravo. GUILTY!!!
Ralston Dunkin' Donuts Cereal:
Yes! This I was worried about, this I was truly worried about. I did not know whether this would come out or work at all, truth is I didn't really believe it would. I figured it was going to fail miserably and be a mistake I'd live to regret. I am happy to report that is not the case!