I love things that are fun, I love things that stand out, I love the movie tie-ins, the foods with gimmicks, holiday items and anything that's not just the average mundane because simply.. Well.. It's more fun than the average mundane. I may be an adult now but I shall live forever with a Peter Pan complex, I'll be eternally a child in my heart no matter how old I get and I firmly believe that with my Martial Arts and health-nut regiment that when I get to be about eighty I'm going to be the only Grandma in the world that can do back flips and break bricks. Fuck yeah, Kung Fu Granny. My tits might hang to the ground at that point but I'll be damned if I won't be able to use them as nunchaku to beat you to death with pillow-like flesh bags of doom. AND WITH THAT DISTURBING IMAGE AND SENTENCE WE'LL TARRY NO FURTHER AND GET INTO THE ACTUAL ARTICLE! Enjoy!
Nestle Vice Versas:
Nestle Vice Versas were a brilliant mixture of dreamy milk chocolate in white candy shells and white chocolate in brown candy shells. If you ask me the white chocolate Vice Versas with the brown shells were the best, frankly I just love white chocolate and I don't care how unpopular that opinion makes me. Bite me you milk chocolate loyalist bastards. Vice Versas were fun because I don't hate milk chocolate, I like it, I just like white chocolate better. Having both in an equal amount? It's heavenly! These were discontinued, though! Duh since they're on the list but still! God damn it, Nestle. What the hell?!
Nestle Alpine White:
You know I'm a fan of white chocolate to begin with, add in the nutty goodness of almonds? Fuck all. Man that's brilliant, these were so good and I remember walking into the store the first day I ever found them, I was living in Florida at the time (Kissimmee) and had recently then found two dollars on the side of the road, partially in a dollar bill and partially in change, my first thought? Investing? Fuck that shit. It was a hot day, I was biking, the local gas station sold really cheap candy bars and I could afford a drink as well because they sold a certain off generic brand for less than a dollar. I could get something to snack on and drink at the same time, I wasn't investing this money, I was frivolously blowing it on something that would inevitably make me feel sick less than ten minutes later because my dumb ass wolfed it down.
So into the little store I go when in the corner what should I see? Three chocolate bars in a nearly empty rack that were wrapped in a beautiful white wrapper and even at this age and time in my life I knew what a white wrapper meant for a chocolate bar, there was a 95% chance that this chocolate bar was a white chocolate. I b-lined for the damn thing, grabbed it up and sure enough in my hand I held a Nestle Alpine White Chocolate Bar. I bought that bitch up unknowing that at this point it was already discontinued and what I had found was an increasing rarity and treasure, got my drink and headed out of the store. Later that afternoon I hurled but it was totally worth it because this white chocolate bar was so incredibly dreamily delicious and smooth... Down and coming back up..
Good times.. Good times.. I miss you, Alpine White. Your creamy white chocolaty deliciousness is needed today! Please return with your almond and ivory bounty.
Tonight's dinner would be called Zusan'na Choob no sandoitchi w/ Himitsu no ikagen'na shoyu (Sloppy Choob Sandwich w/ Secret Sloppy Sauce - Choob, a shortened word created by yours truly meaning 'CHICKEN BOOOOOOOB!' and as a side note, you must make a claw with one hand while screaming 'CHICKEN BOOOOOB!' to say it properly. If you're wondering it's chicken breast but that's too mundane and boring to say.)
Was good but not quite as good as the previous sloppy sandwich as James said he prefers ground-beef over chicken but it was still a winner and he ate it damn fast considering what a beast it was.
Also appearance-wise while being extremely messy looking (and in fact being quite messy as a point) it was something that turned out nicely and I can be pretty happy about although it was difficult and messy to put together. The damned top bun did NOT want to stay on.
Second photograph brought to you by Beastly Monster Sandwich Tamed!©