It's great, from time to time we'll get products that are just wonderfully racist and they're not even trying to be. You know they're not trying to be because, well.. A company would have to be insane and self-destructive in this day and age to actually behave or market racially, they'd be torn apart by the media and consumer alike and rightfully so. I'm not a racist myself, I'm an equal opportunity hater. Blacks, whites, Mexicans, Latinos, and whatever else the fucked up mix or race may be, I'll hate you all if you act like douche-bags.
Thankfully we're not actually talking about hate here, we're talking about hilarity. Racism is funny because it's stupid, it's stupid especially if it's being taken seriously or someone is genuinely being racist because they themselves are proving their ignorance.. So please take a chill pill, sit back, relax and prepare to fill your vision with the funny fuck-ups of our corporate friends. All I have to say is way to go, guys. Foot bullet. That is all.
Kreme Krunch Kone:
Krispy Kreme Krunch, this little motherfucker is a vanilla ice-cream cone who sports a nice old-timey suit and represents a product whose shortened abbreviation is KKK - Need I say more? I realize it was 1965 when this cereal was released but that seems more of a reason to avoid the racist under-tones. Seriously, what were they thinking?
..Still though, that's great.
..Is this supposed to suggest she's a Vigger since the cookie is black on the outside and white on the inside? (well blacks get to call whites wiggers so what's a black-person who acts white? If a whites a wigger then a blacks a vigger (vanilla nigger) oh my god, yes I said the N-word. Deal with it. It's said in jest.)
Quaker Life Cereal:
..Yea, I'm done. I'm going to get shot for this article, I know it.
Post Rice Krinkles:
high-pitched Chinese accent and a hat which was actually a bowl of the cereal. Somehow I'm inclined to think the reason this cereal was discontinued in favour of Pebbles was somewhat obvious.. Then again, Fruity Pebbles was endorsed by Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble who would have gladly hawked your kids some nice cancer-sticks.
Course while not racist the later commercial and mascot was no less worse and considerably more nightmare fuel. Great idea, Post. Let's have IT sell your fucking cereal. "The cereal floats in milk. We all float in milk down here."
Yeah.. Nothing more.. Sorry, can't form eloquent or meaningful speech. Laughing too hard. Dying of asphyxiation from laughter.. Must..wrhibonm ,n
And a couple of hours later after blacking out I finally come to and I have this;
Museums just became a whole lot more awesome.
I always manage to either under spice or over spice my dishes when they're meant to be hot. It's goddamn vexing. James has a very weird 'in-between' state for spicy and it fucks with me, IT FUCKS WITH ME.
Side dishes of course were Anpan (Sweet Roll) and satsumaimomasshu with cinnamonbunmallows.