Oh man has some weird shit ever been made in the past. Products that range from the purely aberrant, to the purely asinine, and even to the purely awesome are all around and some are indeed epic as all shit. I've seen in my time many a strange and awe-inspiring things, some I've loved and some I've hated, some I've been indifferent to, and some I've been obsessed with. I'm sure you'll remember or know some and maybe you might find a nice surprise here and there!
This is.. CURIOUS CUISINE! *lightning bolts and thunder*
I can't tell you how much this product disturbs me, this was developed a few years after WWII by a bloke working at a Swedish restaurant who figured out by pre-cooking bacon and then blending it that he could make a squeezable bacon paste... Yuck.. Bacon.. Paste.. *shivers*..
I'm not even kidding. It absolutely looks like fecal matter.. Literally..
..What the hell precisely has been up with people and their bacon obsession lately? Lately bacon has boomed and become a massively popular meat, something that makes very little sense to me, I can't understand it at all. Why would someone want lip-balm that tastes like bacon? I can understand chocolate, Chocula, Boo-Berry, Frankenberry, or something like that but.. Bacon?
...But nothing says 'I love you' like kissing that special someone with bacony lips of love I guess..
Deep Fried Coke:
They deep fried Coke.
What. The. FUCK?!
Yes, that's right. A frozen Coca-Cola flavoured batter deep fried then topped with coke-syrup, whipped cream, cinnamon, sugar, and a cherry. Created by Abel Gonzales, Jr., at the 2006 State Fair of Texas I'm officially wanting to nominate this to be against the Geneva Convention to serve to human-beings.
Amazingly this shite sold 10,000 cups in the first two weeks in Texas.
Unsurprisingly (completely) a single cup of this shite costs you approximately 830 Calories of empty fat, artery-clogging grease, syrup, and general badness. Why would you EVER willfully invite this into your body?
Aozakana (Blue Fish) and features the Aozakana itself (sardines), noodles, broccoli, cranberries, candied beets, and mushrooms all stir-fried together, the Anpan (Sweet Roll) is a unique one that I was inspired at random to do - Cracker Jacks Anpan, and the satsumaimomasshu (Sweet Potato Mash) has some nice french vanilla SnowManChubbyMallows.