You know I find it interesting, slightly frightening and disturbing, and truthfully a little awesome that I could virtually post every day for probably months if not a whole year about cereal and never run out of unique individual cereals that I remember, have tried, or are in some way obscure and not well known. I think that says something about the cereal industry.. I know it says something about the asinine shit on my mind on a regular basis..
Maybe I'm not a deep introspective thinker all the time, sometimes I like to just kick back, relax, and to think about sugar coated chunks of rice. Goddamn though, that is kind of a deep thing to think about when you think about it. There's a certain profoundness to my cerebral cereal pondering, perhaps one day I'll discover some positive bit of noteworthiness to my seemingly aimless train of thought.. It might run a bit off track but most greats of the world were a bit off as well! Maybe my cereal obsession means I'm a genius! ...Or I'm just really fucking simple..
General Mills Crazy Cow Strawberry:
In fact, this cereal was so delicious I firmly believe that it had the potential to cure cancer. It's the closest I think that humanity has ever come to it. Crazy Cow was incredibly sweet but in a good way and was heavy fucking strong flavour-wise.. That flavour was great because it transferred into the milk which became Strawberry Milk or Chocolate Milk based off what version of Crazy Cow you were eating. Myself, I preferred the Strawberry but as I said there was also Chocolate.
You've just gotta love a cereal that's designed not only to taste awesomely but also to provide you with a delicious milky beverage after your finished the cereal itself, it's like you put Nesquik drink mix into your cereal itself. Amazing.
Kellogg's Graham Cracko's:
First of all GOD DAMN THAT OLD MAN AND HIS FUCKING MILK PUN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ..And secondly, can you not smell, taste, and feel the pure cheese coming out of this commercial? Fucking christ, what the hell?
I also want to state for the record that if George showed up and just waltzed all comfortable into my house like that there'd be a milk man with a fucking boomerang wedged in his skull dead at my doorstep. Creepy milk-toting cereal-pushing bastards like a fucking Drug Lord, you hear how casually Graham Cracko's comes off his tongue? He's pushing it because he knows you'll fall prey to his poisons lure. Sick fuck.
Graham Cracko's were like Graham Crackers made for milk according to the commercial because they fucking were Graham Crackers made for milk.. Though I'm not exactly sure what constitutes 'made for milk' when it comes to Graham Crackers.. What's going to stop me from taking some normal Graham Crackers and putting them in milk and eating them like cereal? There wasn't much of a difference here with this cereal, it's a 1970s cereal so it's pretty simple and to the point; it's fucking Graham Crackers. Sit down, shut up, and eat them to figure out whether Kellogg's and their creepy cultist faction actually added Crack Cocaine or any psychotropics into the cereal - Come to think of it, wait.. Pass me a fucking bowl right goddamn now.. Better be some good psychotropics..
Kellogg's Strawberry Squares:
Hidden Treasures Cereal - Back in the day cereals that were not covered but filled with this strange jelly-like substance inside the individual chunks were not entirely uncommon though fairly rare.. Kellogg's Strawberry Squares is one of those cereals and comparing it to Frosted Mini-Wheats of any flavour is fucking blasphemy.
These were wheat squares simply filled with a jam/jelly-like filling and in this case it was Strawberry although there was also an Apple Cinnamon variation.
Although the Apple Cinnamon was good, you know already with my tastes and statements thus far that the Strawberry is my favourite and in my opinion the superior. The Strawberry was amazing, AMAZING!! When you bit into the cereal itself and that textural crunch and flakiness of the normal mundane wheat cereal mixed and met the sweet, saliva producing, and smooth Strawberry jelly/jam it just HIT YOU HARD - BLAMMO! This shit was unreal.
You know what's sad is it was done away with and now Kellogg's seems to feel that an acceptable replacement for it is Frosted Mini-Wheats - Bullshit, no. It isn't an acceptable replacement, not any kind of replacement..
Today there are Frosted Mini Wheats with a Touch of Fruit but they're not the same thing.. They look a lot alike and sound a lot alike but..