Fast-food, it's all over. It's bound to be in your life in some way and even if you don't eat it you see it, you smell it, and you hear about it. Some fast-food though stands out among others, some of it is truly remarkable, strange, or disgusting and disturbing. It's always fun to see what fast-food restaurants with their complete lack of regard for the health of human-beings come up with and whether good or bad we find ourselves frequently surprised by the crazy and frenzied creations that these fast-food chains churn out on a regular basis.
I myself find that I'm constantly impressed when a fast-food chain actually churns something out that I want to try, the McLobster for example;
As I understand the McLobster is available only in Eastern Canada or New England.
So with such winners amongst a sea of disgusting, bubbling, grease covered losers, what else is there? Weeell, let's just see some of the entries, shall we?
And while I fend this thing off with a pitch-fork I'll try to type with my other hand and finish this article off HAH! HUUUH! En-guard!
Basically this burger is two rice patties HAH! HYAA! serving as the replacement for the buns, a McChicken Fillet, lettuce, cabbage, and sauce. The rice patties are fried which is kind of disgusting because as you can see Mackers doesn't give a shite what their food looks like and it ends up.. Well.. Not looking like food at all.
Is it just me or are two rice patties serving as the body of the burger that have a truly slimy and greasy consistency just completely gag-worthy? I mean.. I'd really blow chunks if I weren't of higher constitution.. Just.. Yughhh.. Good thing this is only available in the Philippines.
FINALLY STABBED THE LITTLE BASTARD! Hah! ...moving along now
This is the Mackers Ebi Filet-O, a small little deep-fried patty made of small shrimp pressed together into a.. Well.. Patty.. Then deep fried to golden-brown like most things in fast-food chains and topped with a mayo-based Japanese tartar style sauce and ice berg lettuce. To be perfectly honest? It's highly appetizing, it even looks damn nice. I've never had one but from what I understand from those who have is that it's actually one of Mackers higher quality sandwiches and is indeed as good as it looks (though definitely not good for you.) - Given the chance I'd definitely try this one.
Sadly the Ebi Filet-O is available only in Japan.
Le Croque McDo:
....I fucking want one..
I don't know why, it's so delicious looking.. All my hatred of fast-food melts away like the melted cheese in this bastard.. Even the untouched version, the real-life version looks tasty even while compared to the touched up marketing photograph. I know I shouldn't but dear god I want to try one of these..
This is Mackers take on the European melted Emmental cheese & ham sandwich and is an appetizing entry and the best for last entry on the list. Ooey-gooey Swiss Cheese melted inside the sandwich itself, toasted English-muffin style buns, and warm vaguely smoky ham. Mm, god.. It sounds good, it looks good, it's just.. Good..
..Pardon while I book a flight to France and a table at the first Mackers I can find..
Yes, if I could afford it.. I fucking would.. Just for this sandwich..
BONUS Printed Fun Pop-Tarts:
Yes, it appears every Pop-Tart in the box had a unique picture. Impressive.