I never eat or drink anything bad and I work out like a mad-woman to the point that most people that hear my regiment which is that I wake up every morning, cycle for an hour at about 24MPH, and then do 260 suspended situps, and my day followed by perhaps training if it's a 'training night' because I keep a schedule say that I'm insane. I definitely don't think I'm insane, I think I'm pissed at myself. You know why? Because my strict-ass avoidance of all sugars and crap-food has quite possibly cost me the chance to try something awesome. That awesome thing?
Evidently for the month of December and the Holiday Season Steak and Shake as they often do, creating thematic milk-shakes has forged one particular beauty of a milk-shake that I just am dying to try and I think is no longer made because.. Well, it's not December anymore and the Holidays are over..
Are you kidding me?! You're seriously shitting me, Steak and Shake you made a White Chocolate Milk Shake!?! By all that is good and true in the world, you're Gods! It's even got colourful little sprinkles on top which are probably completely asinine and lend nothing what so ever to the shake but they're pretty and when you're goddamn simple as shit as I am that tends to be a big draw.. Really all you need do to keep me occupied if I'm bored is to get some yarn and start danging it in my face and draping/dragging it over me.. Long as that's happening, I'll have something to focus my attention on; oh focused it would be too.
You unholy bastards, why make something so wonderful? I love White Chocolate to begin with beyond words but to add it to a Milk Shake of all things. Fuuuuck. I need one so badly now! Just think about it! Smooth, cold, creamy, and frothy Milk with Ice Cream blended in and a helping of decadent, delicious, and divine White Chocolate all in the same drink? Oh god.. My pants.. It's not just this either, they've done this before. I'll cite an earlier 'special release' Milk Shake they no longer run but I desperately wanted to try from just before these;
Release something that everyone can agree upon, damn it! It doesn't have to be fuck you big or not worth it small, guys. It can be in between and just right. That or I need to find someone willing to share a small with me.. They'd be like my best buddy evar.
Know what though? We're not done yet. No, this is a post devoted to junk-food and sweetness. This is a post devoted to dessert of the delicious variety and I, your not so average Big Cat received this Holiday season something epic and uncommonly delicious.
What was this gift in question? Where did it come from? And why am I so enthusiastic about it?
1. It was a pie. Pie is awesome.
2. It came from James' Family.
3. Because there are few things in this world I love as much as Coconut, Banana, and Peanut Butter - One such rarity that is especially rare because it's only available seasonally is Pumpkin. Pumpkin Spice, Cookies, Cakes, flavours of all type, and especially. Oh my god. Pumpkin Pie.
Yes it's slightly burnt on the outside of the crust but still.. This was a whole pie I received and I've been slowly eating on it for quite some time, it's nearly flawless. Creamy, soft, and whipped sweetened Pumpkin, a thick and slightly moistened crust (moistened by the Pumpkin), and just.. Yes.. Yes! ...I could really get inappropriate and freaky with this pie. Whoever made it fucking rocked it out and represented, I mean holy shit. Good stuff.
PS: I reiterate; someone willing to share a small Milk Shake with me instead of a regular or large move here now so we can hang out and try Milk Shakes without getting the milky pukes! - I would adore someone who would have a small Milk Shake with me from time to time instead of insisting on more!