Fast Food Frenzy 5 (More Mackers) & Righteous Ramen

It kind of pisses me off, looking at these fast-food chains in other countries I'm left to question "When did this Country everyone touts as being 'the best' and 'the richest' become in actuality the ghetto and butt-hole of the planet?" because it's pretty close.. Pretty close at least if you consider this..

More than half of the fast-food chains out there in the world any place other than the U.S. feature something exclusive to their region, that exclusive product is typically something that you'd never expect from the chain in question and is either one, considerably more high quality than the standard fare or two, incredibly appetizing and impossibly good looking. The U.S. never gets shit like I'm about to show you, instead they get aberrations that are almost mutant in their construction such as the Nacho Whopper or McGangBang - No other places get things like Canada's McLobster or Japans Ebi-o-Filet; it's not damned fair.

Yes it seems like I'm of the tortured state and will remain of the tortured state that any fast-food fare I'd actually want to try and be willing to take the substantial hit to my waist-line for is just out of my reach because unfortunately I can't go to Canada for a McLobster and I can't just fly to Japan to have an Ebi-o-Filet, I wish I could and if I were rich enough I probably would and I'd cry every day because I'd be so happy but it's not gonna happen. Instead I can post about these great introductions, lament the fact that I cannot have them, and wish that they were within my grasp.

Mackers Big Hot Jalapeno Burger:

I'm a big fan of jalapeno's, most that know me would tell you that. I once received a jar of garden grown jalapeno's and they lasted all of an hour for me because I devoured the entire jar as if they were going to go bad by the end of the night, shoving pepper after pepper into my mouth with a relentless ferocity. Well if you're from Denmark or you're headed there in 2012, know you take my ire and considerable envy; this is the new Big Hot Jalapeno Burger and Chicken Jalapeno Burger. Both of which are sandwiches I'd gladly try without a second thought.. It might be because they're so appetizing looking in their photo shopped marketing photograph but still, damn those look good.

Also coincidentally if having this burger would cause such random and inexplicable chaos around me? Oh my god, I'd suddenly need this burger for the simple fact of the fuckery that would erupt around my person. Sprinklers, Fire Extinguishers, and property destruction to boot all caused by this little jalapeno sandwich? WHAT FUN!

Mackers Korean Barbeque Burger:

I wish you could see my rage face right now because I am definitely raging hard. This thing in spite of it's monstrous calorie count is goddamn delicious looking, delicious beyond words and reason.

Okay to begin with let me state, you may think that Southern U.S. barbeque is the best barbeque in the world, you may believe that America is the place for barbeque, I'd vehemently disagree and flatly state; you're wrong. Korean barbeque is where it's mother fucking at. You've never had good barbeque until you've had Korean barbeque, Korean barbeque kicks the ass out every other barbeque in the world. Hands down.

This sandwich is an all beef patty, bulgogi (marinated slices of beef), cheese, and a spicy red sauce - What makes me rage? It's only available in Japan - The fuck? It's a Korean barbeque sandwich that is available only in Japan? Fuck you for putting it out of my reach first of all and secondly, fuck you for failing to make any damn sense with it. It'd make sense exclusively in Korea of course but Japan? The dick people?

Mackers McZuri & McGrillshnagg:

First of all, the McZuri sounds fucking tribal, it's not but it sounds it. The McZuri is actually a Swedish born sandwich, the damn Swiss now officially have all my hate and envy; I want them to suffer for having something that looks so good. What is the McZuri? It's fucking veal. Goddamn veal at Mackers. VEAL.

This sandwich is uncommonly delicious looking, a ground-veal patty utilizing 100% Swiss veal, a layer of mushroom sauce, and a hash brown potato patty all sandwiched together in this.. Uh, well.. Sandwich.. NHGRRHHRRR.. Fucking redundancy.. Damn it.. But honestly this looks delicious and the fact that it's veal trips me out to no end.. I mean truthfully when would you ever expect some place like Mackers to have veal? Veal is a top quality expensive meat - Mackers is a low-tier fast-food chain. How can they afford this? I suppose it probably must sell well..

But it's not just the McZuri, it's also the McGrillshnagg which aside from having an undeniably awesome name that sounds dirty (furthered by the fact that it's a damn sausage - hinthint) is also a tempting and appetizing looking little bastard on it's own... And I hate to admit that because it features the faux pas of the food and particularly fast-food world; bacon. Being that anything like this with bacon on it is invariably horrible for you on a whole new level. This is.

A grilled pork sausage on top of bacon and a hash brown potato patty like the McZuri it's definitely not going to win you any weight watcher points.. In fact it will probably destroy your calorie count for a whole day, in my experience sausages are not to be trusted no matter where they come from.. They typically have scarcely any nutritional value at all.. Honestly most sausages scare the shit out of me with nutrition ratings on calorie count websites that range around the.. Oh, well.. F-Scale rating wise..

Yeah.. That's not good..



Dinner:

You'll have to forgive me for not being very enthusiastic about tonight's meal - Not that I'm not proud of it just that I'm not having a particularly good night at the time of typing this and so I'm kind of just 'phoning it in' and dragging along.. The dish tonight is Shoyu Ramen (Soy Ramen) and is.. Well, duh.. A ramen dish..

The main dish consists of a soy broth, mushrooms, green beans, noodles, seaweed, and sardines all cooked together with a special blend of spices and herbs as well.

And the sides were a baked potato and a Peanut Butter Chocolate Anpan (Sweet Roll) with chunks of Chocolate added inside of it. - Not a bad meal.. Just not a good night.. I'm sure tomorrow will be better. Things usually get better if you just try to keep positive and press on.