So we know what an addict I am for white chocolate - Anyone that's spent any time on this blog reading anything I've written food-wise and candy-wise knows that my biggest weakness in the world of junk-food is in fact white chocolate. I cannot resist it, I adore it, and when it's combined and made into things like white fudge and such.. Well.. I buckle at the knee's and desperately need a change of undies..
Yeah, if white chocolate was a sentient and living entity I'd be it's sexual predator. Oh baby would I ever be it's sexual predator, Chris Hansen would recoil in fear at my promiscuous prowess. No Chris, why don't you have a seat over there? You can watch. I'm grinning wickedly right now. Well, wickedly might be giving myself too much credit.. Creepily perhaps is more like it?
Anyway, let's get to it. The whimsical white wondrous creamy sexcapades that should be white chocolate!
Hershey's White Chocolate with Almonds:
This is an entry into White Chocolate for Hershey's, DUH - That's to say it's the normal Hershey's Bar except replacing the typical Milk Chocolate for White Chocolate, in my frank and honest opinion that's a major positive. Enough that it in my opinion brings this bar of chocolate from a heroic bar of Milk Chocolate that poses in the shadows ready to defeat blandness and yuckiness and transforms it into a legendary bar of White Chocolate with it's delicious salty almond payload that poses in the bright light of flamboyance and deliberately face-rapes you with it's wonderful flavour!
...Well it might not be that heroic, maybe it's more villainous but villainous things are often sexy and dangerous. Isn't that better?
...Salty almond payload...
White Chocolate Twix Bar:
Like the case with the Hershey's White Chocolate with Almonds the Twix White Chocolate Bar is basically the same thing. It's an incarnation of an earlier and already existing product that has been slightly retooled with White Chocolate replacing it's Milk Chocolate that usually coats it. Is it good? Let me answer by stating I'd fucking kill your whole family for most bars of White Chocolate.. Well, maybe not your family; definitely your dog, though. Your dog is totally screwed.
The combination of White Chocolate with caramel is really nice, especially so since the White Chocolate has a different consistency than Milk Chocolate, specially that the White Chocolate is considerably smoother than it's Milk Chocolate counter part and with the crunchiness of the biscuit and the chewiness of the caramel just perfectly accentuates the whole bar.. Or.. Bars.. Since there are two..
So White Chocolate Twix Bar? Delicious.. Horrible for you and probably horrible for your dog too. Not just because chocolate is poison to dogs either.
Hershey's White Chocolate Take 5 Bar:
That said.. Peanut Butter and White Chocolate is goddamn heavenly divine together, add in the fact that this bar sports not just Peanut Butter but Pretzel which adds a delicious and wonderful saltiness to it? Oh man.. You know what? I can't figure out why more people don't mix salty with sweet, it's almost always a winning combination.. In fact I can't think of anything recently that I've had or tasted that suffered for being sweet and having salty included in it. It always seems to help no matter what and this is no exception. Combine the salty, sweet, crunchy, creamy, and smooth with chewy? WHAT CAN'T THIS FUCKING BAR DO!?
Oh man, yea. I'm salivating at the thought of this candy bar. That many consistencies and textures in one candy-bar? Motherfucking brilliant. Hands down amazing.
I'd kill for one right now.
BONUS Printed Fun Pop-Tart: