Outrageous Oreo's 2 & Powerful Pork

Nabisco seriously loves their Oreo's and why not? The Oreo is probably what could be considered Nabisco's flag-ship product. Developed and first produced in 1912, the Oreo isn't exactly a spring chicken. It's been around for a fucking long ass time and in fact I'd like to see an Oreo from 1912 myself - I wonder if one's ever been preserved and saved? ...If it had been I'd be tempted to try to eat the motherfucker.. Interestingly though Oreo is not the first biscuit like itself - Hydrox which was introduced in 1908 is actually a predecessor of the Oreo - Point in fact Nabisco probably got their idea's for Oreo's from the Hydrox biscuit.

Hydrox were withdrawn and discontinued in 1999 however after losing too much market share to the Oreo - Nabisco somehow surpassed them and has always been a step ahead, the Oreo is simply more well known. Hydrox in spite of being around longer than the Oreo also never managed to branch out the same way the Oreo did - Whereas the Hydrox biscuit is simply a biscuit, the Oreo boasts a massive line of varying and diverse products some of which we'll touch on today in this article - These are the Outrageous Oreo's;

(And not outrageous in the way America seems to like to do it.)

(The above picture? ....'Nuff said)

Mackers Japan Oreo McFlurry:

There's a lot you can get in Japan that's not available almost or anywhere else - Japan sports a wide array of 'McFLURRY' desserts on their menu of which several are Oreo and I'd like to simply state look fucking delicious - Leave it to me to develop a love for something suddenly and to instantly learn of it's most awesome incarnations which in a stroke of fateful cruelty have been placed outside of my grasp so I will never be able to try them. The Fates can go screw themselves, the sadistic bitches. Eat me, Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos.

As you can see the insanity doesn't just stop with a single type of Oreo McFLURRY - There are numerous types with numerous flavours some ranging from fruit to tea (The above green McFLURRY is a Green Tea Oreo McFLURRY by the way for those of you that do not understand Japanese - Probably all my readers..).

Even the normal Oreo McFLURRY looks unnaturally delicious in this commercial - I want one so bad. What about this is so damn appetizing now? I can't understand it, I really can't. Then again that's my mind for you - Hate something one day and suddenly my taste-buds whore themselves out for it the next with literally no rhyme or reason to the abrupt switch in preference.

Screw Japan for having such awesome choices damn it.

Oreo Stix & Candy Bar:

It's not an Oreo Stix snack you see above, it's Pocky, a popular Japanese snack. It's here to illustrate a point, that point? Japan is crazy about stick-snacks for some reason.. Common stick-snacks being Pocky and Yan-Yan, Japan seems to like biscuits in stick form for some reason and exhibit an almost unhealthy obsession with it.. Maybe it's because it's efficient and the Japanese seem fond of efficiency, whatever the reason, the Japanese definitely love stick-form snacks and they haven't skimped with the Oreo of course; naturally there are stick-form Oreo's.

They're definitely efficient and I love that they're little wafer biscuit sticks that have a rounded filling inside - Those are always incredibly delicious no matter what type of filling or wafer you're dealing with. Something about this snack design is just inherently good and can't as far as I know be screwed up at all, it's like literally impossible to mess up a wafer-rod.

Of course it's not just these, this half of the article is also about another product, the amazing concept of an Oreo candy bar, that's right, a candy bar.

This delicious looking indulgent beast comes in several flavours, the above is obviously strawberry and features a kind of kitkat style consistency but with Oreo instead of wafers, a fluffy 'foamy' and marshmallow like inner filling consisting of the majority of the body of the bar while little chunks of Oreo biscuit, white creme filling, and strawberry flecks the inner filling. I don't know, this looks delicious to me and in a big way. Why aren't these marketed in the States? These would sell like fucking hot-cakes, they're an excellent concept.

Of course there are several flavours like I said but it doesn't really matter, as far as I know this product is only sold in Japan which is weird because I really do think that they'd sell well in the U.S. or really anywhere else in the world - Who that likes Oreo's wouldn't want a chocolate bar like this with Oreo and goodness inside of it? Come on, that's awesome.

But it's not just flavours that differ in these bars, they're also offered in variations such as the CRUNCH variation - Crunchy naturally and the two flavours? Macadamia is the top flavour and Green Tea is the bottom for those who cannot read Japanese - Both of them look pretty appetizing to me and honestly the idea of a crunchy Oreo bar in either Macadamia or Green Tea makes me water at the mouth a bit - The Green Tea especially, something about that just seems like it would work very well with the strong chocolate flavours of the biscuit and the chocolate itself.

Oreo Pudding:

Pudding, yes.. PUDDING!

Fucking awesome. In either Instant Pudding form or Pudding Cup form, there's Oreo Pudding - Something about this seems so fucking win to me SO win. Doesn't it just sound delicious to you? Now one thing confuses me though and that is the fact that we've got Jello Oreo Pudding and then it reads 'Cookies 'n Creme' - NO SHIT, FUCKIN' REALLY!?

Seriously, why? Like we don't realize that Oreo's are so? They're biscuits, they're creme, and there's nothing more to them.. Literally.. Wouldn't you have to be pretty hard fucking core retarded not to realize that this was the case or at least born stupid? I'm pretty sure no one can get that stupid, that's gotta be a talent you're birthed with.

And you know, I'm normally not into Pudding Cups at all but these actually look pretty good..

Alternatively I'm instantly tempted to do something which is to take one of these, remove the pudding from the cup, shove a stick into it, and freeze the bitch. Zip zop zoopidy bop - Oreo Pudding Pop.

 Dinner:

Behold! Orenji butaniku ramen (Orange Pork Noodles) and was another meal made from left overs that I'm very proud of! Can't tell it's left overs, can ya?

The main dish is noodles, pork, carrots and mushrooms all in the Orange Curry sauce that I had made earlier with a helping of crushed home made potato chips on top for texture. Yummy!

The sides were baked apple ears (apple leather basically) and a Peanut Butter Red Velvet Anpan (Sweet Roll) - Rock on!