(And not outrageous in the way America seems to like to do it.)
(The above picture? ....'Nuff said)
Mackers Japan Oreo McFlurry:
Even the normal Oreo McFLURRY looks unnaturally delicious in this commercial - I want one so bad. What about this is so damn appetizing now? I can't understand it, I really can't. Then again that's my mind for you - Hate something one day and suddenly my taste-buds whore themselves out for it the next with literally no rhyme or reason to the abrupt switch in preference.
Screw Japan for having such awesome choices damn it.
Oreo Stix & Candy Bar:
Of course it's not just these, this half of the article is also about another product, the amazing concept of an Oreo candy bar, that's right, a candy bar.
Of course there are several flavours like I said but it doesn't really matter, as far as I know this product is only sold in Japan which is weird because I really do think that they'd sell well in the U.S. or really anywhere else in the world - Who that likes Oreo's wouldn't want a chocolate bar like this with Oreo and goodness inside of it? Come on, that's awesome.
Fucking awesome. In either Instant Pudding form or Pudding Cup form, there's Oreo Pudding - Something about this seems so fucking win to me SO win. Doesn't it just sound delicious to you? Now one thing confuses me though and that is the fact that we've got Jello Oreo Pudding and then it reads 'Cookies 'n Creme' - NO SHIT, FUCKIN' REALLY!?
Seriously, why? Like we don't realize that Oreo's are so? They're biscuits, they're creme, and there's nothing more to them.. Literally.. Wouldn't you have to be pretty hard fucking core retarded not to realize that this was the case or at least born stupid? I'm pretty sure no one can get that stupid, that's gotta be a talent you're birthed with.