Oreo's, Oreo's, Oreo's - Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Hell yes there are a lot of Oreo's out there, a lot of Oreo's products too. Enough Oreo's have been made to circle the Earth 381 times or alternatively if you stacked them you could reach the Moon more than five goddamn times - That's a LOT of fuckin' Oreo's!
Clearly Oreo's are loved, who can say why? Even I in recent times have developed an odd love for them where I had at least in the past hated them with a fervor most wicked and powerful - Now I enjoy them, I don't know why..
Hell even the Martian Manhunter loves Oreo's - He'll fuckin' kill your ass for them.
Another random tid-bit is the fact that yearly more than 7.5 billion of these fuckers are consumed in some way or another - That's a LOT of goddamn Oreo's again! And while some of the newer products are full of complete awesome, some are just designed to fuck with your head.
Krispie Kreme 'Cookies 'n Creme' Doughnut & Chiller:
..Seriously, I could understand if they didn't have the right to use the name 'OREO' but they've got the OREO logo right there in big fucking letters CLEARLY in goddamn sight - What's an Oreo if not a biscuit with a creme filling!? CALLING IT 'COOKIES 'N CREME' IS FUCKING REDUNDANT AND POINTLESS! You're reiterating what the god forsaken bastard is right then and there! FURTHERMORE WHAT THE HELL IS A CHILLER!? I guess this is some fancy name for Milk Shake or Smoothie? Because that's what it looks to be? ...Anyway..
I gotta say, this one scares me. To begin with doughnuts are reaaally unhealthy, I mean come on.. You're taking a fried chunk of dough and covering it in god knows how much random sugar and in the case of Oreo, 'creme' or in other words; congealed fat and sugar white filling and the remnants of so many biscuits. This is terrible, this is Lex goddamn Luthor terrible.
22g fat, 5g saturated fat, and 6g trans fat
Are these unhealthy? Uh, durrrh. The Chiller itself?
13g fat, 6g saturated fat, and 2g trans fat
Yeah.. I'm gonna go ahead and say even if I had the chance, no. I'd never even consider trying this - That's terribad, that's just.. Wow.. But you know what's scary? I'VE GOT WORSE! Yeah! Let's segue right into the next nightmare of a product!
Domino's Pizza Oreo Dessert Pizza:
Aaactually the Oreo Dessert Pizza per slice is actually not as bad as a normal Pizza - I have to question.. What the fuck? Who broke reality and reason?
4g fat, 1g saturated fat
And how the HELL is that even possible? I have no clue! Still.. As much as this is an acceptable number for a slice and a dessert I've got to question, Oreo Pizza? ...Seriously?
...You know even with my recent development of love for the Oreo I can't say this is appetizing in the slightest, in fact it's the exact opposite. This seems gag me with a spoon gross. Why would you want something like this? I just can't figure it out..
Oreo Frozen Treats:
Hungry Jacks, Steak n' Shake, Arby's, Carl's Jr/Hardee's, Jack in the Box, 31 Flavours - Good lord there are a lot of them!
All it took for me was being reunited with my beloved 'Kool Stuf' style Toaster Pastries in receiving the Cookies 'n Creme Pop-Tarts which were sent to me as a Birthday present and I, a stout and staunch hater of Oreo's began to love them.. Oreo's are addictive little bastards that no matter how bad they are for you are some how still so good - Damn them to Hell!
I was given the opportunity to work with some really nice cuts of salmon so that was nice and the meal had a good bit of effort put into it including the creation of a home-made teriyaki sauce sans the honey I usually use so I had to work with what I had.
Three plates in all, identical to the other so I only took one photograph, I reaaaally hope my cooking was truly good enough and was enjoyed, I think I was pretty proud of how the plates turned out - Fish is a very temperamental thing to cook after all.