At any rate.. Now I actually am beginning to like Oreo's and I don't know why.. I can't explain the redundantly inexplicable change in my tastes but there it is, I've said it. I hated Oreo's with a fucking passion before, now I'm into them; they're good to me now. I don't know why, can't explain it, and won't try to.. I'm just going to roll with it..
It's good for the blog at least because Oreo's? They have more goddamn products than Anime has inexplicable bullshit plot devices. Let's touch on a few of those products, shall we?
Aside from the obvious picks such as the fucking delicious but horrible for you 'Cookie Dough Pie' from Hungry Jacks
which is basically and clearly an Oreo Pie there exist other and equally strange and sometimes amazing iterations of the Oreo - Their marketing department owns goddamn imagination.
Mackers Cookies 'n' Creme Baked Pie:
I find the pie itself personally slightly repugnant appearance-wise, I mean.. It's fucking black.. Right? It's black and slightly speckled.. It looks almost fucking diseased, don't you think? I do at least.. I do wonder though, does this pie actually taste like Oreo's? Is it crunchy? Is it at all like the actual biscuit? I wish I could get a hold of one to try it out but the common consensus seems to be that they're available only in Canada and they're Limited Edition; I'll probably never get to try one.. Sad Big Cat is sad..
Oreo Dunk 'Em's:
I've blogged about them in the past of course. This? This is Oreo's iteration of the DunkAroo - That's right, folks. More or less they're back and they're even more awesome this time around.
These are probably horrible for you, probably so horrible that no quality redeems them nutritionally. They're Oreo biscuits with pure frosting - You'd think that, anyway.. Goddamn amazing point of fact? They're not..
1 package, 140, 6g, 20g, 1g
That's the stats of these.. Only 140 calories!? Really!? WHAT THE HELL!? That's actually acceptable and it's maddening, mind boggling, and fucking awesome to boot! 140 calories is not even a guilty pleasure, 140 calories is an acceptable indulgence that just has nearly no downside! Wow! I'm really impressed by these to be perfectly honest.
Banana Split Creme Oreo's:
Angry Big Cat is not amused.
It might be for the best but I bet if I really wanted to get these by any means necessary I could probably acquire these from the internet, I bet a box of them are still sold somewhere.. if I could only afford the damn things.. Fuck you, fate. Fuck you right in the skull since Nabisco's being fucked in the ear. You've no idea how badly I want to try these.. The only thing that would make them better is if they also had coconut and if they also had coconut I'd be the first person to rob a website over the internet.. I'd get these goddamn biscuits somehow.. I'm still tempted right now to do that.
And tonight's sides were a Peanut Butter Strawberry Anpan (Sweet Roll) and home-made Potato Chips! That's right, home-made Potato Chips!