Outrageous Oreo's & Creamy Chicken

I usually hate Oreo's, in the past I have at least.. Of course in the past I've also hated Root Beer with a fervent passion, declaring it disgusting and absolutely undrinkable. In the past two weeks though I tried an A&W Diet Root Beer out of sheer masochism and whim and found that.. Uh, well.. I really fucking like A&W Diet Root Beer, it's delicious.. Likewise over the past few weeks I've had a supply of Cookies 'n' Creme Pop Tarts that were a gift from an awesome reader on my site - A gift for the Holidays and for my Birthday - He's the only person really that got me a gift outside of those who were pretty much obligated by relation.

At any rate.. Now I actually am beginning to like Oreo's and I don't know why.. I can't explain the redundantly inexplicable change in my tastes but there it is, I've said it. I hated Oreo's with a fucking passion before, now I'm into them; they're good to me now. I don't know why, can't explain it, and won't try to.. I'm just going to roll with it..

It's good for the blog at least because Oreo's? They have more goddamn products than Anime has inexplicable bullshit plot devices. Let's touch on a few of those products, shall we?

Aside from the obvious picks such as the fucking delicious but horrible for you 'Cookie Dough Pie' from Hungry Jacks

which is basically and clearly an Oreo Pie there exist other and equally strange and sometimes amazing iterations of the Oreo - Their marketing department owns goddamn imagination.

Mackers Cookies 'n' Creme Baked Pie:

Okay this is a recent introduction by Mackers, the Oreo Pie.. Or excuse me, the 'Cookies 'n' Creme Baked Pie' which to be fair IS A FUCKING OREO GODDAMN PIE. Fuck you, Mackers and fuck copyright infringement, you should be able to say the name because EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT IT ACTUALLY FUCKING IS!! No one is in denial over this bastard! You know they're not!

This isn't Mackers' first foray into the realm of Chocolate or blatant dessert pies, aside from their other pies they've offered they also have offered the tooth-explodingly sweet S'mores Pie, something that had enough sugar in it and sweetness to blow your teeth out your goddamn ears as I understand..

I find the pie itself personally slightly repugnant appearance-wise, I mean.. It's fucking black.. Right? It's black and slightly speckled.. It looks almost fucking diseased, don't you think? I do at least.. I do wonder though, does this pie actually taste like Oreo's? Is it crunchy? Is it at all like the actual biscuit? I wish I could get a hold of one to try it out but the common consensus seems to be that they're available only in Canada and they're Limited Edition; I'll probably never get to try one.. Sad Big Cat is sad..

Oreo Dunk 'Em's:

You remember DunkAroos right? I'm sure if you're one of the many that do that read my blog that you were quite fond of DunkAroos, they were awesome. Awesomely bad for you but still awesome and I've blogged about them in the past of course. This? This is Oreo's iteration of the DunkAroo - That's right, folks. More or less they're back and they're even more awesome this time around.

Fuck.. Me.. Sideways..

These are probably horrible for you, probably so horrible that no quality redeems them nutritionally. They're Oreo biscuits with pure frosting - You'd think that, anyway.. Goddamn amazing point of fact? They're not..

Serving Size: 1 package, Calories: 140, Fat: 6g, Carbs: 20g, Protein: 1g

That's the stats of these.. Only 140 calories!? Really!? WHAT THE HELL!? That's actually acceptable and it's maddening, mind boggling, and fucking awesome to boot! 140 calories is not even a guilty pleasure, 140 calories is an acceptable indulgence that just has nearly no downside! Wow! I'm really impressed by these to be perfectly honest. 

Banana Split Creme Oreo's:

NHHRRHHGGHHRRRHHH!!!! It really peeves me to develop a sudden and inexplicable love for something and then to find out that something like this existed or exists if I'm lucky, though it's Limited Edition and I'm betting that means that I fucking missed out. Damn it.

Angry Big Cat is not amused.

I love banana's to goddamn banana's and now I love Oreo's, you're going to mix Oreo's with banana's and then turn around and tell me they're only Limited Edition!? FUCK YOU, NABISCO. FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE EAR.

It might be for the best but I bet if I really wanted to get these by any means necessary I could probably acquire these from the internet, I bet a box of them are still sold somewhere.. if I could only afford the damn things.. Fuck you, fate. Fuck you right in the skull since Nabisco's being fucked in the ear. You've no idea how badly I want to try these.. The only thing that would make them better is if they also had coconut and if they also had coconut I'd be the first person to rob a website over the internet.. I'd get these goddamn biscuits somehow.. I'm still tempted right now to do that.

Dinner:

Alright! Tonight's dinner? Kurimu Niwatori (Cream Chicken) and this dish I'm very happy with even though it was basically left-overs aside from the cream sauce that I made which was home-made and custom-made for the meal.

Steamed rice, chicken, carrots and mushrooms along with the nice cream-sauce which was drizzled over and into the dish with a delicious decadent ooziness.

And tonight's sides were a Peanut Butter Strawberry Anpan (Sweet Roll) and home-made Potato Chips! That's right, home-made Potato Chips!