Chocolate is a dangerous thing. On one hand Chocolate can turn someone into a raging fucking psychopath, especially kids; kids are fucking dangerous when given Chocolate..
But in the spirit of covering everything in Chocolate, adding Chocolate to everything and putting everything in Chocolate some very awesome things have been created.. Some of those things are the subject of this article, the very awesome and very epic Hershey's Twosomes.
Hershey's Twosomes were introduced sometime I believe in 2005 and were some pretty awesome if not slightly confusing from time to time candy-bars. There were several flavours and we're going to go ahead and touch on them in this article..
Hershey's Twosomes Reese's Pieces:
..What was it again? ...Oh, right..
Not exactly like an M-Azing Bar, though.. The Reese's Pieces in this Bar were far smaller and less numerous than the Peanut Butter M&M's had been in the M-Azing Bar, in the Hershey's Twosome it was like they'd partially blended it and broken it into little chunks before adding it, a little disappointing to be honest.. It doesn't pack the same punch or deliver the same taste sensation disappointingly.
All in all the Hershey's Reese's Pieces Twosome Bar is just 'meh', 5/10 Cat Paws.
Hershey's Twosomes Whoppers:
Sadly like the Reese's Pieces Twosome this one somehow falls short and it just fails to deliver on expectations. Maybe my expectations are just too unfairly stacked against the Bars to give them a chance, I don't know.. I just know that the taste of the Hershey's Bar and the Malted Milk Whopper chunks inside it wasn't that impressive, they didn't seem to 'meld' as well as I thought they would and in the end being as blended as they seemed they ended up tasting and feeling a lot like a Crunch Bar or something with a slightly different taste, I mean of course the thing wasn't totally like a Crunch Bar what with the rice bits being replaced with Whoppers but still.. Close enough and just.. Meh..
7/10 Cat Paws
Hershey's Twosomes Almond Joy:
It is different however if only in a small way, the Chocolate consistency in the Milk Chocolate of the Hershey's Bar is different from the chunky Chocolate you find in the Almond Joy typically and so the Hershey's Bar is a little smoother and a little creamier though past the differences in Chocolate consistency, texture and taste on a very small and unimpressive scale the Twosome Almond Joy really just.. It's an Almond Joy that's less chunky.. 5.1/10 Cat Paws - Just not impressed by this..
Hershey's Twosomes Heath Bar:
It's another case of a Chocolate Bar in a Chocolate Bar which has been done and it's a Chocolate Bar I couldn't give a shit less about. Sorry, it's only included because it's a part of the Twosomes Family and I was barely even inclined to add it into the article due to obligation by association with the reviewed product.
Came out awesome!