I've done articles in the past that dealt with Fast Food Chains and their rare acceptable meals, it's true, it's very rare but they do exist and from time to time they are acceptable to eat.. So I've decided once more to do an article of the very same theme that will give you ideas when the chips are down and you have no choice but to eat at a Fast Food Chain, what do you eat?
The healthier alternatives.
I know.. Healthier alternatives at Fast Food Chains?
Better Fast Food Choices, part one!
Arby's Super Roast Beef:
20 g Fat, 6 g Saturated Fat, 1 g Trans Fat
It's true that I hate anything carrying even remote traces of Trans Fat but it's actually more acceptable than most Fast Food offerings so in this case when the chips are down you're probably pretty safe skimming by with a Super Roast Beef Sandwich.
Just avoid the deep fried artery busting fries and substitute for something more healthy like maybe a plain salad or something. And for goodness' sake don't swim the damn thing in dressing, that would bust you worse than most damn burgers!
..At any rate onto the stats of this offering and surprisingly they're not as abominable as you may expect..
19 g Fat, 8 g Saturated Fat,1 g Trans Fat
Why must all these have Trans Fat? Just do without it, damn it! Bastards.
Jack in the Box Grilled Chicken Strips:
In the case of Jack in the Box this is however a healthier option and is the four-strip meal which stacks in with stats as follows..
6 g Fat, 1 g Saturated Fat
IT'S A GODDAMN MIRACLE! A FAST FOOD ITEM ON THE LIST THAT DOESN'T HAVE FUCKING TRANS FAT! Thank you, Jack in the Box! Thank you so very much for offering something that doesn't have that unnecessary additive of unhealthy and pointless excess, it's nice to see a change.
This is probably the healthiest option on the list and if the chips are down and you have no choice I'd probably suggest eating this above all else.. It has the added bonus of being meat which will be quite heavy and filling for.. Well.. Anyone really!
And yet even with this rare praise..
Seemed to be enjoyed..
Meh.. Bad fucking day all together.. Fuck everything tonight..