Bonkers Bran 3 & Sinful Seafood

Cereal is awesome, I love cereal and lately I've had an abundance of new cereals to try since we recently changed cereal brands and have been purchasing the ALDI generic brand as opposed to the Walmart generic brand. Frankly I'm endlessly amused by the ALDI generic brand because they consistently prove the ability to come up with increasingly retarded, disturbing or psychotic looking mascots and I can't understand how or why but I know that it's awesome no matter what the reasoning.

Some other cereals are awesome for other reasons, often little fuck ups that are just hilarious.. I mean.. Seriously..

It makes me wonder what the genuine story behind this is? Did they just stop giving a shit or is this someones clever idea of a joke in screwing with the heads of people like myself who would totally notice this shit?

Or take for instance the obvious nature of this one?

Which I fucking love because if you're not offending someone somewhere, you're doing something wrong in my humble opinion. Even the most inane and seemingly harmless of things should offend someone somewhere on some basis some how.

Now we get into the meat of the article though and segue randomly and violently, whip-lashing you into the thick of it. Fuck your spinal cord it'll be fine in the morning. Here we go, kids!

Honey Wheat Puffs:

The generic ALDI equivalent of Sugar Smacks Cereal or Honey Smacks or whatever the goddamn hell that damn crap is called now Honey Wheat Puffs sports a surprisingly... Uh.. Fucking retarded looking mascot.. I mean square peg in round hole retarded, this is a new one for me and on me.

Look at it's damn face, that full on retard derp smile, the eyes full of complete dip shit glee and the freckles just set it off, it's like a ginger retard, that's the feeling it gives me.. And I'm also confused by it's shell which.. I don't know.. It looks wrong.. But I digress..

Taste-wise? This is the Sugar Smacks Cereal through and through, it's sugary, it's sweet and it's.. Well, sugary.. Really really sugary, like uncomfortably tooth-pain causingly sugary.. Seriously too fucking sugary for it's own good and I don't really care for it because it ends up feeling kind of slimy in my mouth and I just find it unpleasant. I don't like this shit in it's name-brand or the generic brand.. My opinion?

2.2/10 Big Cat Paws - Avoid when possible.

Berry Kid's Krunch:

At first glance I was sure the mascot of this cereal was a fucking car and I loved it automatically because Millville seems to have an unnatural obsession with adding googly eyes to everything even Jelly Fish as I've pointed out in the past.. But then I realized something.. That's not a car, that's not a car at all.. It's another fucking retard, not just any retard.. It's the bastard retard son of Trogdor.

Take a close look between them and seriously closely examine them both. That is Trogdors retard spawn and god what a retard it is complete with two dual coloured derp eyes with full on 'I eat paint chips' stupidity gleaming happily in them. Mother.. Fucker..

I can't for the life of me figure out what a retard disfigured dragon thing has to do with a Cap'n Crunch knock off cereal but that's also true for most of the other cereals such as the Cocoa Pebbles and Fruity Pebbles knock offs which are associated with FUCKING JELLY FISH. What the hell, Millville?!

Whatever.. Taste-wise as we've finally gotten there in the article this is more or less your run of the mill Cap'n Crunch knock off which the exception that this is strangely more 'fresh' tasting than Cap'n Crunch and other generic knock offs I've had in the past, it tastes very.. Unique.. Not better or worse but more recently manufactured and almost as if they vacuum sealed it and then vacuum sealed it another three times to make damn sure that this cereal got to you super fresh. It's sweet, it's fairly fruity and I'm sure it'll cut the roof of someones goddamn mouth and the inside of their throats..

8.4/10 Big Cat Paws


Dinner:

Tonight's offering for James' dinner was seriously bad for you, it's Sakana to imo (Fish and Potatoes) and is an Asian inspired/Oriental take on the classic Fish and Chips featuring a fried Salmon Steak on top of a bed of fried Potato wedges with a home-made Japanese Tartar Sauce and a sweetened Anpan (Sweet Roll)

James really enjoyed this of course.. I'm kind of iffy about it.. Although it came out beautifully and looks wonderful it's so damn bad for you that I can't help but feel a little guilty for having fed him it.

Ah well.. I guess it's fine from time to time to indulge, huh?