Cereal is awesome, I love cereal and lately I've had an abundance of new cereals to try since we recently changed cereal brands and have been purchasing the ALDI generic brand as opposed to the Walmart generic brand. Frankly I'm endlessly amused by the ALDI generic brand because they consistently prove the ability to come up with increasingly retarded, disturbing or psychotic looking mascots and I can't understand how or why but I know that it's awesome no matter what the reasoning.
Some other cereals are awesome for other reasons, often little fuck ups that are just hilarious.. I mean.. Seriously..
Or take for instance the obvious nature of this one?
Now we get into the meat of the article though and segue randomly and violently, whip-lashing you into the thick of it. Fuck your spinal cord it'll be fine in the morning. Here we go, kids!
Honey Wheat Puffs:
Look at it's damn face, that full on retard derp smile, the eyes full of complete dip shit glee and the freckles just set it off, it's like a ginger retard, that's the feeling it gives me.. And I'm also confused by it's shell which.. I don't know.. It looks wrong.. But I digress..
Taste-wise? This is the Sugar Smacks Cereal through and through, it's sugary, it's sweet and it's.. Well, sugary.. Really really sugary, like uncomfortably tooth-pain causingly sugary.. Seriously too fucking sugary for it's own good and I don't really care for it because it ends up feeling kind of slimy in my mouth and I just find it unpleasant. I don't like this shit in it's name-brand or the generic brand.. My opinion?
2.2/10 Big Cat Paws - Avoid when possible.
Berry Kid's Krunch:
I can't for the life of me figure out what a retard disfigured dragon thing has to do with a Cap'n Crunch knock off cereal but that's also true for most of the other cereals such as the Cocoa Pebbles and Fruity Pebbles knock offs which are associated with FUCKING JELLY FISH. What the hell, Millville?!
Whatever.. Taste-wise as we've finally gotten there in the article this is more or less your run of the mill Cap'n Crunch knock off which the exception that this is strangely more 'fresh' tasting than Cap'n Crunch and other generic knock offs I've had in the past, it tastes very.. Unique.. Not better or worse but more recently manufactured and almost as if they vacuum sealed it and then vacuum sealed it another three times to make damn sure that this cereal got to you super fresh. It's sweet, it's fairly fruity and I'm sure it'll cut the roof of someones goddamn mouth and the inside of their throats..
8.4/10 Big Cat Paws
James really enjoyed this of course.. I'm kind of iffy about it.. Although it came out beautifully and looks wonderful it's so damn bad for you that I can't help but feel a little guilty for having fed him it.
Ah well.. I guess it's fine from time to time to indulge, huh?