I've touched upon Ice Cream in the past, I've spoken of my favourites and the elusive Blue Bunny Bubblegum which the bastards will not sell to anyone that's not a parlour in spite of my craving and begging.. Sadistic bastards..
The first item on the list in the article today is one such product, I'm utterly confused, awed and destroyed by it.. I want it, I really want it.
Breyers Blasts! are brilliant creations (All except for the Heath Bar one, fuck a Heath Bar. Who even eats/likes the damn things? I've never met anyone/heard anyone that did) that make my fucking head want to explode in a rainbow of epic, awesome and amazing.
Snickers, Reese's, Oreo, Chips Ahoy!, Mrs. Field and Waffle Cone (Waffle Cone? Seriously? The fuck? This is a brand name or just some random unbranded shit they made and associated with the random brand name stuff?) this is some serious brilliantly delicious looking shit, I think the thing I'm most tempted to try is the Reese's but goddamn that Oreo looks good and if you're not into Oreo because of the usual complaint that it's 'just cookies and creme' then good news because their Oreo comes in THREE different varieties!
Dairy Queen Dipped Cones:
Dairy Queen has offered these in a small variety of flavours, of which I've seen? Chocolate of course, Butterscotch and Cherry although the latter two were I think Limited Edition versions of the Dipped Cone and I haven't seen since, I'm not sure if they still do them.. I wish and hope they do.. If I ever go back I'd probably try to convince them to do a triad with one side dipped in Chocolate, the other in Butterscotch and finally the last in Cherry. My god, I'm like having a mind orgasm even thinking about that. Awesome.
Reese's Peanut Butter Ice Cream Cups:
These are HORRIBAD for you and I don't even care, it's Chocolate, it's Ice Cream and it's Peanut Butter Ice Cream at that! OH HURT ME, HURT ME BAD. This is amazing, I needs me these soooo damn bad.. And if they made a White Chocolate variety? Forget it.. I'd hunt down the nearest store that carried them and beat the shop keeper to death with the closest thing at hand and steal the fuckers since I can't afford them right now. This is beyond brilliant, it's brillmazunbelievable! YES I MADE A WORD, FUCK OFF!
The Anpan was a nice Cinnamon Toast Anpan (Sweet Roll) and sits nicely behind the sandwich, comfortably.. Uh.. Sandwiched.. In... AHHGHHHHHGHHH!!!!! FUCKING GOD DAMN IT!!!!