Crazy Cream & Soppy Sandwich

I've touched upon Ice Cream in the past, I've spoken of my favourites and the elusive Blue Bunny Bubblegum which the bastards will not sell to anyone that's not a parlour in spite of my craving and begging.. Sadistic bastards..

And then I discovered something amazing, something awesome and unbelievable that should have been done sooner by all logic but for some strange reason wasn't, why I ask? WHY?! A Big Cat demands an explanation for this bullshit.

The first item on the list in the article today is one such product, I'm utterly confused, awed and destroyed by it.. I want it, I really want it.

Breyers Blasts!:

UNFAIR! JUST UNFAIR! How's a girl supposed to resist shit like this and keep her girlish figure when they go and make something SO GODDAMN AWESOME?!

Breyers Blasts! are brilliant creations (All except for the Heath Bar one, fuck a Heath Bar. Who even eats/likes the damn things? I've never met anyone/heard anyone that did) that make my fucking head want to explode in a rainbow of epic, awesome and amazing.

Snickers, Reese's, Oreo, Chips Ahoy!, Mrs. Field and Waffle Cone (Waffle Cone? Seriously? The fuck? This is a brand name or just some random unbranded shit they made and associated with the random brand name stuff?) this is some serious brilliantly delicious looking shit, I think the thing I'm most tempted to try is the Reese's but goddamn that Oreo looks good and if you're not into Oreo because of the usual complaint that it's 'just cookies and creme' then good news because their Oreo comes in THREE different varieties!

I gotta say.. Mint Oreo.. That's looking motherfucking good to me, I mean.. I'm salivating a little thinking about it.. The Chocolate? That one's pretty tempting too. If given the choice, which would I choose? Either the Chocolate or Mint and it'd be a coin-toss. Gods I want them, I wish I had a damn coin and some cash!

It's not just the Oreo that comes in varieties either, I mean.. Wow, who can deny this? Opulence out the ass in a retarded riduclous way but fucking hell, MINT FUDGE BROWNIE?! MINT FUDGE, forget about it! Oh my god that's SO good looking, I feel like a fat ass even thinking about it but I'd totally destroy that fucking carton!


Dairy Queen Dipped Cones:

I've mentioned in the past how awesome Dairy Queen's Dipped Cones are, they're fucking amazing. Unbelievably so though unfortunately kind of wicked bad for you, a small Dipped Cone clocks in at about 340 Calories so if you're looking to keep flab off your waistline, look elsewhere.. Then again if you're going to a place called Dairy Queen that serves primarily Ice Cream that's probably not your first priority.

Dairy Queen has offered these in a small variety of flavours, of which I've seen? Chocolate of course, Butterscotch and Cherry although the latter two were I think Limited Edition versions of the Dipped Cone and I haven't seen since, I'm not sure if they still do them.. I wish and hope they do.. If I ever go back I'd probably try to convince them to do a triad with one side dipped in Chocolate, the other in Butterscotch and finally the last in Cherry. My god, I'm like having a mind orgasm even thinking about that. Awesome.

Reese's Peanut Butter Ice Cream Cups:

Okay, actually sporting Peanut Butter Ice Cream is fucking totally below the belt unfair and I don't even work that way because I'm a girl!

These are HORRIBAD for you and I don't even care, it's Chocolate, it's Ice Cream and it's Peanut Butter Ice Cream at that! OH HURT ME, HURT ME BAD. This is amazing, I needs me these soooo damn bad.. And if they made a White Chocolate variety? Forget it.. I'd hunt down the nearest store that carried them and beat the shop keeper to death with the closest thing at hand and steal the fuckers since I can't afford them right now. This is beyond brilliant, it's brillmazunbelievable! YES I MADE A WORD, FUCK OFF!

Dinner:

Tonight's dinner was Tamago sando which is "Egg Sandwich" and consisted of nice Scrambled Eggs, Sweet Peas, Potatoes and a delicious thick Mushroom Cheese sauce all sandwiched together in.. Well.. A sandwich!

The Anpan was a nice Cinnamon Toast Anpan (Sweet Roll) and sits nicely behind the sandwich, comfortably.. Uh.. Sandwiched.. In... AHHGHHHHHGHHH!!!!! FUCKING GOD DAMN IT!!!!