Gird your loins, boys and girls.. We're goin' in again..
Friendly's Grilled Cheese Burger Melt:
Let's go over the horrifying stats of this freak food;
79 g Fat, 38 g Saturated Fat
Destroy you from one? Man this would end you, it's ridiculous on a ridiculously ridiculous level and yes, that redundancy is acceptable and called for.
Ending this portion of the article I'll end it on a slightly humourous note and a way to make a point, I am not being unfair to Christians in my poking fun at them
Hungry Jack's Meat'normous:
Is it not bad enough that your breakfast sandwiches are generally unhealthy and unfriendly to begin with? You've got to go and make something so monumentally bad for you that it combines not one unhealthy breakfast sandwiches but three in a super sized portion?! The fuck? The stats on this beast are as follows,
47 g Fat, 17 g Saturated Fat
I really would take this as a joke if I weren't so convinced that Fast Food Chains care nothing for their customers health and actually aim to create the most incredibly unhealthy abominations known to man, why? Because they sell evidently.
This is disgusting though, I mean.. Wow.. Global Marketing Officer for Hungry Jack's is quoted as saying..
...No, you didn't hold anything back...
"Just when our customers thought breakfast couldn't get any bigger or tastier, the MEAT'NORMOUS™ allows us to give them yet another king-sized morning option," said Russ Klein, chief global marketing officer, Burger King Corporation. "We didn’t hold anything back. It's like an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet on a bun."
By the way, you shouldn't be proud of that..
Hungry Jack's Meatloaf Sandwich:
This came out specifically in 1993 (FUCKING CHILL DOWN MY SPINE BIG TIME) and well.. Just.. Uhg.. All I can do is prove it existed, I really have nothing much to say about this one other than 'yuck' and 'thank all that's Holy it's gone'.
Two Commercials! Ah-Ah-Ah!
Dinner has been redeemed!