Sensational Snacks 12

Addiction can be a bad thing and in fact addiction is usually a bad thing however in rare occasions addiction can sometimes be a good thing, if I weren't addicted to finding cool food-stuffs and products my blog wouldn't exist and I'd have no medium for this randomness and trivia knowledge packing full in my head. My head might explode from overload.

It's nice to be able to leak this overflowing trivia knowledge from my mind once in a while as nasty and dirty as that sounds and I'd like to also think and hope that others in the world are enjoying said leaking as they read my blog and are hopefully entertained by it and my ramblings as incoherent and random as they often are.

Do you enjoy my blog? I really wish I got more comments to be honest but that's neither here nor there, I can't force anyone to comment if they don't want to, simply state that I wish they would..

As we segue back on topic though let's go ahead and jump into the fun that is Sensational Snacks 12 with our first product!


J. Higgs Cheezies Puffs:

They're not sensational for taste, appearance or anything to do with their status as a junk-food stuff, no.. These are Save A Lots generic $0.99 USD J. Higgs brand 'Cheezies Puffs' which are obviously a knock-off of Cheetos Puffs.. But like I said they're not sensational for taste, appearance or anything to do with their being a junk-food, they're awesome for one reason.. One reason in particular.. Their mascot..

Their mascot who is quite clearly and indisputably the bastard retard inbred spawn of Perry the Platypus!

NOW ALL WE NEED IS A CHEEZIES PUFFS DOOMINATOR-INATOR RAY AND WE'LL BE SET!

Doofenshmirtz, get on that now!

....Aaaawwwh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Won't give these a rating because I've never had them, I was simply introduced to the package by a friend and thought it rather epic because I immediately noticed the resemblance our Secret Agent Platypus friend.

Milky Bar:

Introduced in the 1930s the Milky Bar is another offering from the Nestle Company which is probably a Bar not known by U.S. readers as it's primarily sold in Australia, New Zealand, India, Ireland, Kuwait, South Africa and the United Kingdom.

Milky Bars sell as Americans say 'like hotcakes' in Australia, they're majorly popular and there's a damn good reason for it. They're mother fucking delicious.. I mean uncommonly so, so much so that their taste-value alone earned them a spot as a Sensational Snack.

The Nestle Milky Bar is a delightful offering of White Chocolate but not just any White Chocolate, the milky taste of the Milky Bar is fresh and forefront to the experience meeting your mouth with explosive and wonderful taste-bud tantalizing goodness, the texture of the Milky Bar is extremely creamy and the sweetness? It's strong but oh god unlike other White Chocolates the Milky Bar manages to perfectly balance the sweetness level with the rest of the bar resulting in something that can really only be described as sensational.

I'm gonna offer a rating too.

9.9/10 Big Cat Paws

You do not know what I'd give or do for a Milky Bar right now.

Dinner:

Visually fairly unimpressive, Kurimina Sakana Itame (Creamy Fish Stir-fry), this dish was however a deceptively tricky little bastard because I tasted it myself a bit before serving it to James and I know it was quite delicious.

It's not bad visually it's just not amazing. I'm neither proud nor ashamed of it simply happy with it and it features Filet, Noodles and Mushrooms all stir-fried in a nice, savoury and herb infused Japanese Cream Sauce accompanied by the side of a Raspberry Yogurt Pretzel Anpan (Sweet Roll)