Everyone knows the country but few know the country. Australia is a strange and dangerous place where shit can get quite crazy from spiders that eat goddamn birds, sharks in every body of fucking water it seems with a grudge against humanity, torso's wrapped in Saran wrap found in the Outback and the land being 'City', 'City', 'City' and then a whole lot of The Great Australian Fuck All (Outback).
Australia also shares water supply with Japan and nothing makes this fact more obvious than the craziness that comes out of Australia, not just crazy.. Just.. Purely beyond batshit crazy. Batman's level of crazy has nothing on Australia, Batman's level of crazy is fucking childs play.
I should rephrase this too and state that Australia shares a water supply with Japan when we actually bother to drink water. Sporting and boasting a food industry that has produced Vegemite, the bastard off-spring of lager.. A literal food-stuff created second hand to the brewing of alcohol it's a little bit of a fucked up list of priorities.
Let's see.. Alcohol, alcohol, shelter, alcohol and food.. Yup.. Seems about proper..
Lolly Gobble Bliss Bombs:
This is a fucking crazy happy-fun-time smiley man with a clearly psychotic disposition surrounded by vivid, bright and surreal colours and miniature explosions.. Not to mention tell-tale spiked blue hair that points all over the goddamn place with enough sharpness to the points to give a Super Saiyajin a run for their money.
Each Biscuit is extremely sweet but not too overbearingly sweet to be enjoyable with a thick layer of Chocolate between each Malted Biscuit Wafer that breaks up with a thick and smooth consistency perfectly complimented by the delicious Chocolate Frosting inside that is a bit bumpy almost as if it were made from Milo to my opinion.
Tim Tams are not to be missed if you have the chance to try them especially if you're from the U.S. because they're not a Biscuit that you've probably ever had before, they're better and they're both amazing and truly sensational.
They are some times marketed in the U.S. under the name "Arnott's Original".
Loving and caring.. And the bitch in this commercial used as the hand model has goddamn murder nails. AWESOME!
UDL was introduced in 1965 largely as an unprofessional venture, sold in recycled glass bottles by two Australian men currently distributed professionally today by United Distributors Limited, AKA UDL.
Today's flavours include but are not limited to Scotch Whiskey and Cola, Sambuca and Cola, Ouzo and Cola, Vodka, Lemon, Lime and Soda, Vodka, Lime and Soda, Vodka and Orange, Vodka and Passionfruit, Vodka and Pineapple Crush, Gin and Bitter Lemon, Gin and Tonic, Vodka and Raspberry and Vodka and Green Apple.
FUCK OFF AMERICA BECAUSE AUSTRALIANS KNOW HOW TO DRINK! And never never challenge an Australian to a drinking game, you will fucking lose and may well die.
Boozed pop? Sensationally awesome. Goddamn rippa.
All I have to say is originally I felt that with the number of things that went wrong this dinner was doomed but I managed to pull it back and it actually came out looking pretty amazing, I can say I'm very proud of the turn around.
James also enjoyed this quite a bit so that helps too!