Sensational Snacks 7 & Yellow Curry!

We've spoken of subjectivity in the past, haven't we? And we've established that some things are just awesome no matter what, subjectivity aside included.. I'm sure anyone that has the slightest bit of brain power would agree that the above product is awesome no matter how you look at it, subjectivity plays no part whatsoever in it's epic nature, it simply is because it is.

Awesome is also varied in the sense that for instance.. Something non subjectively awesome is known as awesome on sight such as..

Oh yeah.. Health nut or fatty alike we can all agree on this one unanimously, the red light at the Krispy Kreme? It's awesome.. When that shit is on, awesome is on.. It makes me sad that there's no Krispy Kreme shop out where I live because that just totally sucks..

But onto the article, what's the article today? We're touching upon awesome. Awesome products and Sensational Snacks, this is Sensational Snacks, the 7th coming!

Pop Tarts Festival Fun Vanilla I-Scream Cone:

The article is starting on such a high note, this Limited Edition Pop Tarts releasing soon that is called simply "Festival Fun Vanilla I-Scream Cone", short enough name right?

I don't know if I'll get the chance to try this, sadly money being as tight as it is I kind of doubt that I will even though I desperately want to.. I don't know what to say about this other than the fact that it's so incredibly non subjectively awesome that I'll viciously beat anyone within an inch of their lives that claims otherwise.. And I LOVE the fact that they're adding suggestions onto these to 'Try'em frozen', brilliant! Finally you people catch on that Pop Tarts are almost universally epic win when frozen!

Again, what can be said? It's evidently meant to taste like a Frosted Vanilla Ice Cream Cone, I can't imagine this being bad.. And if I get the chance through some freak turn of events to try this you better BET I'll be doing a review.

Gods this is so cruel for shit like this to be out of my reach.. Life is a sadistic bitch..

Oreo Strawberry Milkshake Creme:

Seriously, fucking die in a fire, Nabisco.

I just start loving Oreo's and then find out that shit like this exists when I can't afford it and therefore can't try it? Cruel goddamn fate is cruel and sadistic as shit, especially sadistic when you consider that these Oreo's are Strawberry MILKSHAKE Creme, not that the 'creme' part really gets me but the whole STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE just smacks of epic and I want to try them SO bad, just about as badly as I want to try the Vanilla I-Scream Pop Tarts.

Why, Nabisco? Why? Someone from Nabisco needs to send me some free coupons or a product to try and review!

Swiss Miss Pudding Bars:

Fuck your Jell-O Pudding Pops, fuck Cosby and fuck any other pretender, in the 80s the Swiss Miss Pudding Bars existed, Swiss Miss' answer to the Pudding Pop and the Pudding Bar? It was superior and I don't care who disagrees or what their reason is, they're fucking wrong. Flat out.

Pudding Pops might have been good but Pudding Pops didn't have the delicious variety that the Swiss Miss Pudding Bar sported but don't take my word for it, take a look at this ad from 1984..

 Chocolate Chip Pudding Bar, you kidding? Fuck it. That's the shit right there, you can't deny it and I know you can't and you know you can't.

Dinner:

Dinner tonight was Ierokare (Yellow Curry) and was a delicious Steamed Rice, Chicken and Mushroom dish in a thick Yellow Sauce mixed together in a nice mess of Curry deliciousness. It came with a side Anpan (Sweet Roll) whose Anko filling (Sweet Red Bean Paste) was mixed with a delicious rainbow sprinkle sweetener! Yum!

James wolfed this motherfucker down and I was extremely proud of how it looked, it's so pretty!