Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Sensational Snacks 7 & Yellow Curry!
Awesome is also varied in the sense that for instance.. Something non subjectively awesome is known as awesome on sight such as..
But onto the article, what's the article today? We're touching upon awesome. Awesome products and Sensational Snacks, this is Sensational Snacks, the 7th coming!
Pop Tarts Festival Fun Vanilla I-Scream Cone:
I don't know if I'll get the chance to try this, sadly money being as tight as it is I kind of doubt that I will even though I desperately want to.. I don't know what to say about this other than the fact that it's so incredibly non subjectively awesome that I'll viciously beat anyone within an inch of their lives that claims otherwise.. And I LOVE the fact that they're adding suggestions onto these to 'Try'em frozen', brilliant! Finally you people catch on that Pop Tarts are almost universally epic win when frozen!
Again, what can be said? It's evidently meant to taste like a Frosted Vanilla Ice Cream Cone, I can't imagine this being bad.. And if I get the chance through some freak turn of events to try this you better BET I'll be doing a review.
Gods this is so cruel for shit like this to be out of my reach.. Life is a sadistic bitch..
Oreo Strawberry Milkshake Creme:
I just start loving Oreo's and then find out that shit like this exists when I can't afford it and therefore can't try it? Cruel goddamn fate is cruel and sadistic as shit, especially sadistic when you consider that these Oreo's are Strawberry MILKSHAKE Creme, not that the 'creme' part really gets me but the whole STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE just smacks of epic and I want to try them SO bad, just about as badly as I want to try the Vanilla I-Scream Pop Tarts.
Why, Nabisco? Why? Someone from Nabisco needs to send me some free coupons or a product to try and review!
Swiss Miss Pudding Bars:
Pudding Pops might have been good but Pudding Pops didn't have the delicious variety that the Swiss Miss Pudding Bar sported but don't take my word for it, take a look at this ad from 1984..
James wolfed this motherfucker down and I was extremely proud of how it looked, it's so pretty!