No it won't die, like Mumm-Ra THE EVAAAHHHHHLIIIIVIIING RAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! this article is completely undying and will probably continue for eternity!
Pop Rocks Chocolate Bar:
I WANT THIS GODDAMN BAR! I've had one like it in the past or at least a candy like it in the past and I can say that candy was awesome and the fact that Pop Rocks has introduced an ACTUAL CHOCOLATE BAR makes me desire this like no ones business and it's cruel and unusual for fate and this company to subject me to such complete torture!
I love Pop Rocks because they're a fucked up candy that if you chew sticks in your teeth causing your teeth themselves to pop for a good while there after. That's just good fucked up fun. Rock on you poppy little rocks, rock on and GET THIS BASTARD SNACK IN MY AREA SO I CAN TRY ONE!!!!!!
Devil's Food Twinkie:
Imagine if you will a delicious Devil's Food Cake kept moist by the decadent creme filling inside which oozes out with the first bite, spreading and gooing everywhere.. Oh yes.. That's quite a nice thing to imagine and it was quite a nice thing to taste. These were superior to the normal Twinkie though not the original recipe Twinkie which was actually filled with Banana Creme as opposed to boring ass Vanilla and in recent years the closest they've come to recreating this is Chocolate Creme filled Twinkies which were pretty damn delicious on their own.
Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Rolls:
Little Debbie's offered some pretty bad ass and delicious cakes in the past but the Strawberry Shortcake Roll is something special and it's something I haven't had in years, I miss it and I crave it every now and then. Oh fuck me do I ever crave it.
That moist and delightful sponge cake, the creme icing which is just so sweet and scrumptious and the addicting thick and flavourful Strawberry Jelly? OH FUCK YESS! Gods and these frozen are INSANE, hell these are even amazing heated up which is a rare thing for me to do to anything, even things meant to be heated up! These things are definitely insanely good, they're addicting as all fuck and man.. I crave them.. Do I ever crave them..
Frankly I think it came out beautifully and James seemed to quite enjoy it. Rock on.