Well they're 'wiggy' which I count as awesome, wiggy is usually a definition reserved for those who are tripping or high on something, nervous or just flat out weird and 'eccentric' but honestly I count all of those except for in the most pathetic of cases to be pretty awesome because usually watching someone who is 'wiggy' is pretty damn funny and cool.
Shit that is wiggy and yes, objects can be wiggy too are as a rule pretty goddamn cool.
So let's hop in without further adieu!
Russel Stovers Cookies 'n Cream Nest:
It's essentially a biscuit made of White Pastelle (White Chocolate) which is fucking delicious with bits of crushed biscuit and creme inside.. It's a fucking chunk of White Chocolate with Oreo nestled in throughout the damn thing, hence the 'nest' bit and you know, it surprised me.. This thing was really fucking good.
I could definitely see myself getting a little addicted to these.. The one I had didn't last long and it's not just because it was small.
7.5/10 Big Cat Paws. Definitely try it if you can, Russel Stovers makes some goddamn good candy/Chocolate.
Walgreens Australian Liquorice:
From the get go I'll state that Australian Liquorice is much different from what those in the U.S. are used to. 'Twizzlers' which is what most people in the U.S. consider to be Liquorice is not fucking Liquorice, it's a bastardization that tries to pass itself off as Liquorice, it's a fucking lie. A dirty fucking lie.
Thick almost jelly-like pieces make up this candy and it's goddamn delicious. While I prefer the 'original' flavour, IE Black Liquorice this is Raspberry and hey, I'll take what I can get.. Believe me, I'm not disappointed or unhappy to have genuine Australian Liquorice, just confused as to how goddamn Walgreen's is selling Australian Liquorice here in Alabumfucknowherebama.
Each piece is as mentioned extremely thick and almost jelly-like, they chew wonderfully and don't really stick to your teeth that badly, they're extremely sweet and that's not a bad thing and the Raspberry flavour is amazing and powerful, it really leaves an impression and is quite addictive. I could easily eat the whole bag of these if I weren't careful but at 290 Calories for only 5 pieces I think I'll avoid that, they're pretty bad for you..
No matter how bad for you they are, they're nostalgic as hell and decadently delicious.
9.5/10 Big Cat Paws - You get the chance, try these.. No questions asked.
To quote James this dinner was 'Very damn good'.