I really hate to do this, I reaaally hate to do this because I really liked Millville as a brand.
Millville was a generic brand store cereal offered by the chain store ALDI and I've written about them a ton in the past and always enjoyed and praised their delightfully retarded and confusing mascots that they slap on the boxes. Retarded turtles, Jellyfish associated with Fruit and Chocolate flavoured rice cereal and other such confusing concepts which only made me think the cereal was even more awesome. Their entry into Frosted Flakes? Equally awesome.
Look at what these fuckers have done! LOOK!
Not only have you yourself delved into suck but by sucking you've managed to suck all the fun and enjoyment out of these cereals.
Bring back the retard mascots, damn you! Bring them back because I loved them so!
Honey Nut Crispy Oats:
I tried it, it's James' cereal but I had a few bites. Let me start by saying and this isn't motivated by anything other than honesty, this cereal suuuuucks. It's a Honey Nut Oat Cheerio's knock off and a bad one at that. The initial taste of this cereal was bland, barely any Honey or Nut and a lot of yeck Oat which just tastes like Oat, it's uninspired and gross but it goes one further.. Not only does this not taste really of Honey or Nut but what little of those two flavours do actually exist in this cereal only serve to leave a terrible after taste in your mouth after you've eaten a piece and their sweetness quickly vanishes into some grossness that I had to wash my mouth out to get rid of..
Honestly I'm not sure if James will like these more than I did but I found them repugnant.
1.0/10 Big Cat Paws, FUCKING AVOID. I mean Red Alert avoid.
James quite enjoyed this but said it was difficult to eat. Unfortunately the sauce kind of made the bread a liiiittle prone to falling apart and being slightly messy.