Sensational Snacks 14

....Fucking awesome..

You know normally I'm vehemently opposed to 'energy drinks' because frankly I think if you need a pick-me-up from a damn beverage you're a little reliant on outside sources, they have zero nutritional value and typically are terrible for you and your waist-line but this one? I'd probably try it.. And it'd better make my hair massive, goddamn spiky as shit and give me neanderthal brows.. Oh also I'd better fucking spark.. If I don't spark I'm calling that company and cursing them out in Chinese because they're Japanese and after drinking that much sugar and shit I'm probably going to be hopped and jacked the fuck up and really going to want to totally screw with someones mind. What better way than to scream obscenities at some poor Japanese Phone CS bastard in Chinese?!

AT ANY RATE..

This is Sensational Snacks 14! We're back on an even number, fuck YEAH!


Ding Dong Mixed Nuts:

This is a product from the Philippines which believe it or not is a pretty fuckin' crazy place, I mean the shit they eat and the culture itself is kind of off the wall just a bit by the standards of other cultures at least and the products are often no exception and definitely no exception in this case.

First of all what the hell is that multi-coloured guy supposed to be? An elf? A faerie? Goblin? Gremlin? What in the name of all that is good and Holy is he?! Secondly check how dilated his pupils are and then turn your gaze up if you would to what he's sitting under.. Yeah.. If that colourful little mushroom isn't a magic mushroom, I don't know what is.. And I'm pretty sure that motherfucker has been scarfing down on that bastard for quite some time now judging by his dumb-founded expression. Him in la-la land.

This is truly a mixed bean snack too as it's not just your normal Peanuts and other such nuts it's Peanuts, Cornick, Green Peas, Cracker Nuts and other miscellaneous Crunchy Beans.. That's a lot of fucking beans and nuts, enough beans and nuts that I think if you eat these you've probably got the natural gasses going to putter on longer than a VW Rabbit and those damn things got 54 miles to the gallon!

Also they just have an awesome name. Ding dong, hurrr hurr..

Golden Gaytime:

Hehehehe.. Yeah.. I'm gonna be really immature now, I mean.. Super fucking immature like the boys were back in Middle School. My fellow girlfriends out there will know what I'm talking about, the boys who always made gay jokes, laughed at low-brow potty humour and seemed to think the funniest thing in the world were things biologically normal in nature? Yeah.. Those types.. And I'm in spite of my estrogen raging against me in protest for doing this going to indulge in the same thing.

Golden Gaytime.. I just snorted..

This is an Australian Ice Cream introduced in the 1960s, a Toffee and Vanilla Ice Cream deliciously dipped in Chocolate which is then coated with a hefty helping of Honeycomb Biscuits all on a stick. Of course there's a stick.. Right up it's rear...

Tehe.. Yeah, this is good guilty fun.

It's even worse when you consider the Golden Gaytimes tag line in the 1980s was and I quote word for word "It's hard to have a Gaytime on your own.", yeah.. Real hard.. Bluhahahahahaha! Snorts and shit too!

In spite of the jokes and all, putting all the immature humour aside these were quite good and quite tasty. There's a reason they've been around since the 1960s and if you get the chance to try one I'd go ahead. After all, everyone should experiment and have at least one Golden Gaytime.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!


Dinner:

Fucking bad ass! Not only did I make an awesome dinner tonight but I made a unique awesome dinner, this is Supaisu Pichi no Sakana Itame (Spice Peach Fish stir fry) and is a dish that features a brand new and inspired Asian Spiced Peach Sauce (home made) along with Noodles, Fish, Green Peas and Mushrooms! The side? A Red Velvet Anpan (Sweet Roll)

Motherfucking amazing.