It's always snack foods I notice too that fall prey to either these fails or these awesome wins depending on who you are and how you consider it, that's probably because snack foods are cool and just work out to lend themselves to shit like this and because people who are attracted to snack foods are usually morons again like myself who just can't resist the dipshit actions that will probably later get us in trouble but seemed like a good idea at the time. Fuck it if we offend someone, if you're not offending someone then you're not trying hard enough.
You know on a completely different topic I wish we had Japanese snacks more available outside of Japan because the Japanese come up with some crazy and flat out funny shit that's often unintentionally funny and often unfairly unique and delicious. I mean come on, when a common Japanese snack biscuit is called.. Well..
Luckily for the world at large (not for me because I never got a box and I'm sad because of it) the Japanese do market some things globally, specifically things like Sanrio products, Sanrio of course being the company responsible for Kitty White and the Hello Kitty line which is what our first product is from.
Hello Kitty Loops:
These were introduced in 2009 and well, they're so awesome I can't stand it and I want a box but bleh.. I'll never have one and that sucks! They're pink which is even more awesome and I'm kind of left to wonder and question, if eaten with milk.. Dare I hope or dream that the pink little Kittyfied Loops would turn your milk pink? Because if so, another selling point has just emerged.. For me at least.. Being as how fucking simple and puerile I am.
Y'know it's a proven fact that fans of Hello Kitty are far more sane, responsible and productive members of society than normal and average folks.
Hello Kitty Loops! Pink fucking cereal! It's a goddamn awesome thing and it's weird that I like it because I'm weird. Seriously just think about it and consider it, I'm female, I'm a Martial Artist in real life that loves kicking her own ass training every single day in some way and at the same time? I fucking love girly girl shit.
Interestingly enough as is contrary to what seems to be the rule in spite of being Diet Bars these didn't taste like shite, they were actually quite delicious.
Delightfully sweet icing like coating covered the bars (They were available in many flavours such as Vanilla, Chocolate, Chocolate Mint, Caramel etc) and had a crunchy kind of wafer-like biscuit interior that made the majority of the bar, they were absolutely addicting and insanely delicious.
It's also a point to note that the Vanilla, Strawberry and Chocolate went excellently with a dipping-source such as Milk or Hot Cocoa. There was and never has been since anything quite like a Vanilla Figurine Bar dipped in Hot Cocoa or a Chocolate or Strawberry dipped in Milk. It's like you took the basic idea of dipping an Oreo in Milk and tuned it up to fucking twenty.
♫ ♪Figurines were sweeeeet reveeeenge♫ ♪
Man these were good, good enough to be a valid replacement for sweets and to be chosen by actual choice rather than necessity to things like Candy and Candy Bars and I miss them like crazy. There were so many goddamn flavours, even a Cheddar, believe that? ...Well you should, it's true!
Oven baked White Fish Fillet topped by a Ginger Pumpkin Japanese Tartar Sweet Sauce on a bed of Carrots and Steamed Rice with a delicious Blueberry Anpan (Sweetroll) - Very nice on this if I do say so myself, it's been an abnormally good day so far. Eerily so.